scothunter 12,609 Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 I'd like to take this opportunity to raise a toast to the two people who have made this a very memorable day for me. "The bar staff"! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Left it a bit late lol Plenty on Google. Good luck. Best wishes to you all. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,601 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Remember reading some on line, one went something like this. " I remember her crawling round the floor wetting her knickers and being sick and that was her eighteenth birthday". Like dytkos said loads on line mate. Good luck and have a good day. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Just fake laryngitis. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,266 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 17 hours ago, myersbg said: Well boys daughter gets married tomorrow, apparently i have to give a speech, oh sh1t, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. Do what I did, write an epic speech of biblical proportions, show it to all concerned and get all there approval then just stand up and read the last sentence job done in less than 3 minutes,luckily the other dad was a comedian in his own eyes and by the time he,d finished everyone just wanted it over and for him to sit down and shut up, it was,nt until the standard let's watch the wedding video moment weeks later that anyone noticed I,d missed out nearly all my speech, I hate public speaking dont do religion and like my own company so the wedding speech was my worst nightmare in the world ever, good luck am sure you will have a lovely day and if the weather is good that's all people will remember when the hangovers clear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 18 hours ago, myersbg said: Well boys daughter gets married tomorrow, apparently i have to give a speech, oh sh1t, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. How the hell did you not know that the girl was getting married ? I've given four daughters away and been through the procedure. All you got to do is to wish them well and not try to be a comedian. It's very easy to get lost in a page of written text and become a mumbling idiot. A good presentation idea is to write ideas on cards. You can speak about that idea and then on to the next. Please don't take some of the stupid ideas on board such as getting pi***d or offending people. Make the day light and happy not a day of regret and bad memories. You'd better get going. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Good luck tomorrow bud as said leave the jokes to best man Just thank everyone tell your daughter how lovely she looks & welcome new son in law into family & at end give a Very special thankyou to Mr Barclaycard for making it all possible. Hope all goes well. Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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