ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 According to this article from Sky News, there have been over twenty-four thousand attempts to access porn via computers in Parliament between June and October 2017. Roughly translates to 160 attempts a day. Parliamentary sources have reassured us that this is actually a decrease in attempts to access this material! At least the British can now quantify that they're subsidizing a collection of professional w*nk*rs as it's now a factual statement! 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Good to see they aren't wasting taxpayers' money,. Made me laugh when I read that not all these requests are deliberate. How can you accidentally type "lesbo stormtroopers" into google? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 They should be fired without mercy if caught, if you spend your days preaching to the masses about the “morality” of tax and shit like that then you should get the harshest treatment if you are not whiter than white yourself. jmho 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Wonder what type a porn they were searching for? ? I'd imagine everything they legislated against in 2014. 3 minutes ago, WILF said: They should be fired without mercy if caught, if you spend your days preaching to the masses about the “morality” of tax and shit like that then you should get the harshest treatment if you are not whiter than white yourself. jmho. 1 Agreed mate but once again it's a case of one rule for them and one rule for everyone else. Especially with the brewing scandals. The problem with those claiming the moral high ground is that they rarely have and have the furthest to fall when it comes out! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,824 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) Private school education and the fag system for ya (edit,slip of the keyboard,i originally put PUBLIC school ). Edited January 8, 2018 by mackem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, mackem said: Public school education and the fag system for ya Remember this one? There's some sick f*ck*rs walking amongst us. Some dangerous nonces too... but keep calm and carry on right? Nothing to see here... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Who on here watches porn 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,824 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 autoerotic asphyxiation,the average guy has a wank,the upper-middle classes and our betters have autoerotic asphyxiation sessions 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: Who on here watches porn Everyone. The issue isn't watching porn the issue is watching porn at work at the taxpayer's expense whilst simultaneously saying you need to save money and become more efficient, and saying that the public can't watch porn because it's bad for them. Basically, pull your puddin on your own time! 3 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Maybe they were all trying to find that soap stars porn vid ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 It’s on porn hub she’s only sucking dick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,402 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 It's throws a whole new light on the term "cabinet shuffle" 2 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, kanny said: It's throws a whole new light on the term "cabinet shuffle" Post of the day, sir! Bravo!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Any other job it'd be grounds for instant dismissal but when Damien Green was caught with "extreme" porn on his Parliamentary PC it took months and a whole drawn out investigation before May chucked him out the cabinet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, baker boy said: Why havent they named and shamed them all It would be a 6-hour newsreel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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