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So in 300 years you managed precisely 16 wins ?.......bit like the football team ! Lol

Battle of carham .......1016 -1018 Scotland Victorious   Battle of clitheroe .......1138 Scotland Victorious   Raid on Scone ........1297 Scotland Victorious   Battle of Stirling bridge.

Wilf, you've heard about the THL boxing challenge. Here's a new challenge. I want you to come to a pub of my choosing in Scotland and say, in your London accent :'Scottish Football, genetically behin

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Wilf, you've heard about the THL boxing challenge. Here's a new challenge. I want you to come to a pub of my choosing in Scotland and say, in your London accent :'Scottish Football, genetically behind hahahahahahah.'

Do you accept the challenge?

PS if you've got any decent dogs, boots guns, rods you want to leave me. I promise I'll give them a good home. :thumbs:

 

I've lived in chilly jockoland for yonks. I can remember watching England in the pub beat Scotland at Rugby. As I do every year. As the only Englishman, I was subject to the usual casual racial abuse. I smirked as usual . A mate of mine ruffled a Scottish flag in my face and I pretended to wipe my arse on it. Whereupon a ginger dwarf of the female sex, who was serving behind the bar, vaulted across the bar and flew at me cursing, scratching biting etc. Much merriment all round, except the wee bugger wouldn't serve me for weeks. :laugh:

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Jukel, a lad I consider a great pal is up there and I have spent plenty of time up there........I wouldn't hesitate for one second to stick it on them........f**k, they wouldn't by shy with me ! Lol

We have had great craic at all that caper.

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Naw we deserve all the stick fae the inbreds we get...Scotland are like watching a train crash to these days...breaks my hearts to say it but we are fecking guff! Never thought when I was out in France in 98 when we last qualified would be the last time for 20 feckng years!

 

And lets be honest not many of us will be showing much remorse when the inbreds get sent packing on a early plane out of the place in disgrace as usual,,,he who laughs last and all that lol. aswell as much of a concerned face when half a dozen Russian lads slap two or three hundred inbreds all over the shop lol :thumbs:

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Russia may have been a bit too warm for you lot ! Ha!...That could be used as a wee metaphor concerning you lot out there aswell........on the park most prob not to mention on the cobbles a fecking cert! lol .......oh I can see it noo :thumbs:

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Battle of carham .......1016 -1018

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of clitheroe .......1138

Scotland Victorious

 

Raid on Scone ........1297

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Stirling bridge......1297

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Roslin .........1303

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Turnberry.........1307

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Loch Ryan........1307

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Glen Trool........1307

Scotland Victorious

 

London Hill........1307

Scotland Victorious

 

Siege at Roxburgh castle......1313

Scotland Victorious

 

BATTLE OF BANNOCKBURN..........1314

SCOTLAND VICTORIOUS

 

Battle of Skaithmuir.........1316

Scotland Victorious

 

Capture of Berwick.........1318

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Myton..........1319

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Old Byland.........1322

Scotland Victorious

 

Battle of Stanhope........1327

Scotland Victorious..............

.........................................e.t.c.....e.t.c.....e.t.c.

 

AND SENT THEM HOMEWARD TAE THINK AGAIN

 

Thats what you get if you fcuk with men in skirts. Ha ha ha

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