mackem 23,955 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Nokia dumb-phone,got it from Tesco 3 years ago for a tenner and a zanco fly (worlds smallest phone). The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,711 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Nokia dumb-phone,got it from Tesco 3 years ago for a tenner and a zanco fly (worlds smallest phone).The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro. Perfect up the bum phone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,955 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Nokia dumb-phone,got it from Tesco 3 years ago for a tenner and a zanco fly (worlds smallest phone).The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro. Perfect up the bum phone I had a friend come out of prison last year,fraud case,i think if I remember correctly a member of prison staff was paid a grand to take an I-Phone 5 in for him and some stuff for someone else,he wanted the I-phone 5 to keep up to speed on facebook Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dark-destroyer-85 636 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Nokia dumb-phone,got it from Tesco 3 years ago for a tenner and a zanco fly (worlds smallest phone).The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro.Perfect up the bum phone I had a friend come out of prison last year,fraud case,i think if I remember correctly a member of prison staff was paid a grand to take an I-Phone 5 in for him and some stuff for someone else,he wanted the I-phone 5 to keep up to speed on facebook them little phones are going for £300 in there nOw lol mad when they only 20 odd quid on the net Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,711 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 They can be swallowed also. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,711 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Another fave 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I just had a look at the Sandi on eBay...... How you supposed to hold that up to your ear ?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I just had a look at the Sandi on eBay...... How you supposed to hold that up to your ear ?!? Its even harder when it's covered in feacal matter, lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I just had a look at the Sandi on eBay...... How you supposed to hold that up to your ear ?!? Should say "Zanko" or "Zanco" or whatever my spell checker thinks it will be the time ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,955 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I just had a look at the Sandi on eBay...... How you supposed to hold that up to your ear ?!? Its even harder when it's covered in feacal matter, lol. No mate,that would be self adhesive,just sticking there the user would be a right shitty-lugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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