YOKEL 2,392 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Locals still can't understand how it happened because he'd prayed and fasted for a week! ? Pastor attempting to walk on water like Jesus is eaten by crocodiles http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/804685/crocodile-attack-zimbabwe-pastor-walk-on-water-Jonathan-Mthethwa Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,360 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Well, he had faith, I'll give him that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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pesky1972 5,780 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Locals still can't understand how it happened because he'd prayed and fasted for a week! ? Pastor attempting to walk on water like Jesus is eaten by crocodiles http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/804685/crocodile-attack-zimbabwe-pastor-walk-on-water-Jonathan-Mthethwa Yokel The crocs prayed and their fasting ended ?? Just goes to show that there's a very fine line between practising religion and mental illness.., and if you're going to cross it best avoiding water and crocodiles ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,820 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 He took the express route lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Wait 3 days before you write this off... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,820 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Wait 3 days before you write this off... Might be a lot longer as crocs have a slow metabolism Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Might be a lot longer as crocs have a slow metabolism I thought they said they found his crocs, along with his underwear, floating on the water? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,632 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 some people never learn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Goes to show where faith gets you. That's why I prefer proof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,940 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”.................... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,392 Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 We still dont understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week..................... That's the bit that got me... priceless! ? Yokel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,392 Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.... Yok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,780 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.... Yok No f****n wonder they're all converting to islam ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,820 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 The crocodiles found it hilarious 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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