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  1. 1. What do you think happened tonight?

    • Katchum turned up and Dogfox shit it
    • Dogfox turned up and Katchum shit it
    • Neither turned up
    • Who cares? They're both fannies


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There needs to be an end to this story so here it is . A trainer is checking the race course for tomorrow's trot when all of a sudden out in the darkness he catches sight of a majestic beast heading down the final furlong with such speed and grace he thinks he's seeing things so goes to see what kind of stallion could be possible of such speed it's dog man.

the trainer offers to train him an put him on a intense training programme two hours on the pads an 5 hours trot round the course a day anyway the big day arrives grand national day and dog man is ready.

meanwhile raceday katchum is looking through the horses in the paper an spots the name dog man rembers back to the day he nearly had a fight with someone by the same name thinks it must be fait an sticks a lot of money on dog man even tho he's the outsider dog man wins by a nose makeing katchum a very wealthy man an dog man went on to continue winning till the day he retired in a very nice race horse sanctuary the end.

Bravo my goodman lol cracker

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And there off! Dm in white shorts

Ok let's have it right, that's not "lamping from the motor" ........that shit is rallying a beast round a field until its exhausted then tipping two absolutely shit c**t mutts out the window to try an

Bloody hell, no wonder I never accepted invites except from trusted people........imagine travelling up and finding yourself stuck in a motor with that bunch of pricks doing that !

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Look i jus got phone out car an its full abusive texts, gee it bye please as my daughter too young to have her own so she sometimes uses mine, ye been asked nicely noo, iv deleted em but i dont want any more, theres a good lad

Bringing the family up to tug at the heart strings, don't worry I won't scare you again little man. I reckon you should be called Freddie cos you're The Great Pretender......
Haha you got me, just gee it a bye, ye been told noo
I've always believed in second chances. When you grow a pair gimme a shout, remember though we need someone there for confirmation. Ask Kanny to tag along I'm sure he'll do that for you.
I don't meet strange men in dark places thankyou I will leave that to you :thumbs:
Ketchum isn't a stranger, you two go out dogging together all the time in the dark. ?
Dare you to say that to my face :D:
If I had my back against the wall I would.
Bit of a oxymoron ain't it ? I mean if I was gay I'd like cock not pussy

Your Bf told me you're the receiver.

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So ye never went to catterick race course car park where i told you no cameras an nobody about haha, instead you sneaked in back, on ye tippy toes ahahahahaha that's class, i fcuking knew it haha haha we arranged a meet, put it up an show the good folks of thl hahahahaha

Now you're telling me you gave me the exact location hahahahahaha, it gets better and better this does. Please tell me why you didn't answer the phone and tell me where you was???? ?

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anyhow BGD, from what I read couple pages back, the 'fox' not up for letting this be, he heading back up north tomorrow, first light with a posse to smoke Katchum, :hmm:

Shouldn't you be giving speeding tickets out?

meaning? and no before you ask I don't want either a verbal war with you nor do I want to meet up and fight you, its just not my thing really, I come on here for the dog craic, well I used too, but now its more for the sheer entertainment the likes of your goodself provide, quality you keep it up sunshine, and don't be digging about I'm nine n half stone wet thru ;)
So you're used as a truncheon then.....

no I simply don't indulge people who are of no use whatsoever to me, ;)
Yet here you are sir.....

mate am sat in me kitchen play poker online ,smoking a joint with me coffee this passes the boredom , yea its entertaining cause it is, you know it, but it aint me who just drove/claims too of driven miles to fight a stranger at my own cost either, am happy with my end of things, :yes:

Does the mention of you smoking joints and coursing Hares help you try and blend in.......

 

oh I see where your coming from now the old' 'your plod' routine to get a rise :whistling: you have too try a bit harder than that :whistling: id say

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anyhow BGD, from what I read couple pages back, the 'fox' not up for letting this be, he heading back up north tomorrow, first light with a posse to smoke Katchum, :hmm:

Shouldn't you be giving speeding tickets out?

meaning? and no before you ask I don't want either a verbal war with you nor do I want to meet up and fight you, its just not my thing really, I come on here for the dog craic, well I used too, but now its more for the sheer entertainment the likes of your goodself provide, quality you keep it up sunshine, and don't be digging about I'm nine n half stone wet thru ;)
So you're used as a truncheon then.....

no I simply don't indulge people who are of no use whatsoever to me, ;)
Yet here you are sir.....

mate am sat in me kitchen play poker online ,smoking a joint with me coffee this passes the boredom , yea its entertaining cause it is, you know it, but it aint me who just drove/claims too of driven miles to fight a stranger at my own cost either, am happy with my end of things, :yes:
Does the mention of you smoking joints and coursing Hares help you try and blend in.......

oh I see where your coming from now the old' 'your plod' routine to get a rise :whistling: you have too try a bit harder than that :whistling: id say

Your cover is blown Inspector Clouseau. ?

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So it was a misunderstanding over location, you were both at fault really because if Katchum had answered his phone Dogfox could have told him where he was and if Dogfox had just gone to the car park it wouldn't have been an issue.

 

Grounds for a rematch :yes:

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Look i jus got phone out car an its full abusive texts, gee it bye please as my daughter too young to have her own so she sometimes uses mine, ye been asked nicely noo, iv deleted em but i dont want any more, theres a good lad

Bringing the family up to tug at the heart strings, don't worry I won't scare you again little man. I reckon you should be called Freddie cos you're The Great Pretender......
Haha you got me, just gee it a bye, ye been told noo
I've always believed in second chances. When you grow a pair gimme a shout, remember though we need someone there for confirmation. Ask Kanny to tag along I'm sure he'll do that for you.
I don't meet strange men in dark places thankyou I will leave that to you :thumbs:
Ketchum isn't a stranger, you two go out dogging together all the time in the dark. ?
Dare you to say that to my face :D:
If I had my back against the wall I would.
Bit of a oxymoron ain't it ? I mean if I was gay I'd like cock not pussy

 

Your Bf told me you're the receiver.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look i jus got phone out car an its full abusive texts, gee it bye please as my daughter too young to have her own so she sometimes uses mine, ye been asked nicely noo, iv deleted em but i dont want any more, theres a good lad

Bringing the family up to tug at the heart strings, don't worry I won't scare you again little man. I reckon you should be called Freddie cos you're The Great Pretender......
Haha you got me, just gee it a bye, ye been told noo
I've always believed in second chances. When you grow a pair gimme a shout, remember though we need someone there for confirmation. Ask Kanny to tag along I'm sure he'll do that for you.
I don't meet strange men in dark places thankyou I will leave that to you :thumbs:
Ketchum isn't a stranger, you two go out dogging together all the time in the dark. ?
Dare you to say that to my face :D:
If I had my back against the wall I would.
Bit of a oxymoron ain't it ? I mean if I was gay I'd like cock not pussy

 

Your Bf told me you're the receiver.

 

Clearly Your the only one on here who takes a beating in the ring.

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anyhow BGD, from what I read couple pages back, the 'fox' not up for letting this be, he heading back up north tomorrow, first light with a posse to smoke Katchum, :hmm:

Shouldn't you be giving speeding tickets out?

meaning? and no before you ask I don't want either a verbal war with you nor do I want to meet up and fight you, its just not my thing really, I come on here for the dog craic, well I used too, but now its more for the sheer entertainment the likes of your goodself provide, quality you keep it up sunshine, and don't be digging about I'm nine n half stone wet thru ;)
So you're used as a truncheon then.....

no I simply don't indulge people who are of no use whatsoever to me, ;)
Yet here you are sir.....

mate am sat in me kitchen play poker online ,smoking a joint with me coffee this passes the boredom , yea its entertaining cause it is, you know it, but it aint me who just drove/claims too of driven miles to fight a stranger at my own cost either, am happy with my end of things, :yes:
Does the mention of you smoking joints and coursing Hares help you try and blend in.......

oh I see where your coming from now the old' 'your plod' routine to get a rise :whistling: you have too try a bit harder than that :whistling: id say

Your cover is blown Inspector Clouseau.

 

well seeing as its you that's blown it I wont be loosing any sleep, well the coffee might come into play there, you got enough on your hands already and as I said I'm here to enjoy myself not indulge you, good luck in our quest too prove your dead hard or whatever it is your looking achieve

 

btw if you ever do come up north not much further than where you say you been tonite, drop me a pm, and you more than welcome to pop in and see if I'm what I say I am, good few off here been to my gaff, met a few more out and about as well, Ive always used the same name no here and plenty other sites, nowt to hide here sunshine, but it aint me who comes on here too impress anyone now is it

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So ye never went to catterick race course car park where i told you no cameras an nobody about haha, instead you sneaked in back, on ye tippy toes ahahahahaha that's class, i fcuking knew it haha haha we arranged a meet, put it up an show the good folks of thl hahahahaha

Now you're telling me you gave me the exact location hahahahahaha, it gets better and better this does. Please tell me why you didn't answer the phone and tell me where you was???? ?
Didn't he tell you the race course car park?

First he said Ricmond fcuking park wherever that is then he said Catterick racecourse. I get there in my car and sit around like a plant pot waiting for him but he didn't answer. He answered once or twice but he was clearly in the house and wouldn't give me an answer. I then messaged him giving him the last chance before calling again on deaf ears, I think that is game set and match tbh.

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So ye never went to catterick race course car park where i told you no cameras an nobody about haha, instead you sneaked in back, on ye tippy toes ahahahahaha that's class, i fcuking knew it haha haha we arranged a meet, put it up an show the good folks of thl hahahahaha

Now you're telling me you gave me the exact location hahahahahaha, it gets better and better this does. Please tell me why you didn't answer the phone and tell me where you was???? ?
Didn't he tell you the race course car park?
First he said Ricmond fcuking park wherever that is then he said Catterick racecourse. I get there in my car and sit around like a plant pot waiting for him but he didn't answer. He answered once or twice but he was clearly in the house and wouldn't give me an answer. I then messaged him giving him the last chance before calling again on deaf ears, I think that is game set and match tbh.
how can you say he was clearly in the house if he posted a pic and it been proved he was there lol
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So it was a misunderstanding over location, you were both at fault really because if Katchum had answered his phone Dogfox could have told him where he was and if Dogfox had just gone to the car park it wouldn't have been an issue.

Grounds for a rematch :yes:

i did answer my phone, to a barage of im gonna's, theres no other parking near the racecourse, unless he parked jeep in field hahahaha ask any body that knows catterick, theres 3 car parks all withing spitting distances, i was there, on me todd haha

You was nowhere to be seen, I drove up and down the roads in the hope of sporting you all whilst on the phone in desperation to find you. After I knew was not coming I decided to take a fee pics for the memories. ?

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anyhow BGD, from what I read couple pages back, the 'fox' not up for letting this be, he heading back up north tomorrow, first light with a posse to smoke Katchum, :hmm:

Shouldn't you be giving speeding tickets out?

meaning? and no before you ask I don't want either a verbal war with you nor do I want to meet up and fight you, its just not my thing really, I come on here for the dog craic, well I used too, but now its more for the sheer entertainment the likes of your goodself provide, quality you keep it up sunshine, and don't be digging about I'm nine n half stone wet thru ;)
So you're used as a truncheon then.....

no I simply don't indulge people who are of no use whatsoever to me, ;)
Yet here you are sir.....

mate am sat in me kitchen play poker online ,smoking a joint with me coffee this passes the boredom , yea its entertaining cause it is, you know it, but it aint me who just drove/claims too of driven miles to fight a stranger at my own cost either, am happy with my end of things, :yes:
Does the mention of you smoking joints and coursing Hares help you try and blend in.......

oh I see where your coming from now the old' 'your plod' routine to get a rise :whistling: you have too try a bit harder than that :whistling: id say

Your cover is blown Inspector Clouseau.

well seeing as its you that's blown it I wont be loosing any sleep, well the coffee might come into play there, you got enough on your hands already and as I said I'm here to enjoy myself not indulge you, good luck in our quest too prove your dead hard or whatever it is your looking achieve

 

btw if you ever do come up north not much further than where you say you been tonite, drop me a pm, and you more than welcome to pop in and see if I'm what I say I am, good few off here been to my gaff, met a few more out and about as well, Ive always used the same name no here and plenty other sites, nowt to hide here sunshine, but it aint me who comes on here too impress anyone now is it

 

I'm up north in a few week sunshine, I don't mean to impress it's just a habit. ?

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