WataWalloper 3,261 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Just now, mackem said: I went to see an old mate a few weeks back,he used to be a self hemp-loyed botanist,he had a bit of trouble so now works as a builder,he was chatting about his old job and his eyes were lighting up at the memories,I asked him isn’t he happier nowadays with structure to his day,no looking over his shoulder,a basic weekly wage paid into his bank rain hail or shine,he didn’t even miss a beat,not even for a nanosecond to answer “Am I f**k” and we both laughed. I was told early in life the trick is to find summat you enjoy, wished I’d listened an done it younger, but it’s never too late, funny you say that tho me an my eldest were chatting other day an he asked me what I’d do if I couldn’t mole anymore, without even having to think I knew the answer, I fancy growing weed, but not on some shitty ole boarded up council flat, properly on a large scale, I think it would be a cracking game to be in, loads to learn, loads to keep up with as things evolve, an let’s be honest it’s hardly manual labour is it, an imagine the satisfaction in seeing a real big crop aftwr crop coming from seeds or cuttings to the big ole plants am them the finished product, I can only imagine it’s real satisfying 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 17 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: I fancy growing weed, but not on some shitty ole boarded up council flat, properly on a large scale Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, mr moocher said: Im. Smoking old school. Cheese orange mandarin and roe dog Eh, tha what, FFS , no wonder this country is f****d,, look there's no need fer drugs, spend ya money on summat gradely, when i get a bit down, which is very rare, i just log on here fer a laugh at some of the topics, works fer me, big cats, wormers fer cancer, to name but many .off to the seaside shortly, fer a dip in the old briny, eh, I'm still standing 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, WataWalloper said: I was told early in life the trick is to find summat you enjoy, wished I’d listened an done it younger, but it’s never too late, funny you say that tho me an my eldest were chatting other day an he asked me what I’d do if I couldn’t mole anymore, without even having to think I knew the answer, I fancy growing weed, but not on some shitty ole boarded up council flat, properly on a large scale, I think it would be a cracking game to be in, loads to learn, loads to keep up with as things evolve, an let’s be honest it’s hardly manual labour is it, an imagine the satisfaction in seeing a real big crop aftwr crop coming from seeds or cuttings to the big ole plants am them the finished product, I can only imagine it’s real satisfying You can get outdoor varieties now. Find a decent south facing area. Clear the area from shurb nasties too around the area ie bugs. Mulch the area get the soil decent. Water source like a clean stream. Makesure nobody goes around the area walking that will pick up on the smell. Specially fuckers that smoke it . Happy days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 9 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: You can get outdoor varieties now. Find a decent south facing area. Clear the area from shurb nasties too around the area ie bugs. Mulch the area get the soil decent. Water source like a clean stream. Makesure nobody goes around the area walking that will pick up on the smell. Specially fuckers that smoke it . Happy days. Outdoors in UK Britain?No,really?I thought they just grew in tropical countries?You sound like you've done a bit Bangers,dark horse you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 35 minutes ago, mackem said: Outdoors in UK Britain?No,really?I thought they just grew in tropical countries?You sound like you've done a bit Bangers,dark horse you. Grew it in tropical countries. A wouldn't say some parts of the states is tropical mate. If you get cuttings off plants that have been grow outdoors hardened up to the elements of the uk. The summer months here are getting hotter. You just need to find the right place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh, tha what, FFS , no wonder this country is f****d,, look there's no need fer drugs, spend ya money on summat gradely, when i get a bit down, which is very rare, i just log on here fer a laugh at some of the topics, works fer me, big cats, wormers fer cancer, to name but many .off to the seaside shortly, fer a dip in the old briny, eh, I'm still standing Will be calling you E coli dipping in the sea over here . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 4 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Grew it in tropical countries. A wouldn't say some parts of the states is tropical mate. If you get cuttings off plants that have been grow outdoors hardened up to the elements of the uk. The summer months here are getting hotter. You just need to find the right place. Right,you have inspired me bangers,have you got any cuttings?This time next year Bangers me old china……………….. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,082 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said: You can get outdoor varieties now. Find a decent south facing area. Clear the area from shurb nasties too around the area ie bugs. Mulch the area get the soil decent. Water source like a clean stream. Makesure nobody goes around the area walking that will pick up on the smell. Specially fuckers that smoke it . Happy days. Best place mate find a small overgrown stream put your waders on and have a walk along under the foliage find a nice bend we’re all the silt collects and pop your plants in, no one will be walking nearby to get a sniff and the plants are fed and watered for you, I used to do a strain called early girl specials they were a good hardy plant good yields but massive used to grow to about 8 ft and yield really well I have some old photos somewhere of me trying to get them through the back of my house lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 39 minutes ago, mackem said: Right,you have inspired me bangers,have you got any cuttings?This time next year Bangers me old china……………….. No a don't do owt like that just something for others to think about . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, Greyman said: Best place mate find a small overgrown stream put your waders on and have a walk along under the foliage find a nice bend we’re all the silt collects and pop your plants in, no one will be walking nearby to get a sniff and the plants are fed and watered for you, I used to do a strain called early girl specials they were a good hardy plant good yields but massive used to grow to about 8 ft and yield really well I have some old photos somewhere of me trying to get them through the back of my house lol I've got a natural stream that comes off the tops plenty of gravel type silt. Great water there's little brown trout in it so every clean stream clear. Plenty of fallen leafs off the oaks in autumn around too that break down in the water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 46 minutes ago, mackem said: Right,you have inspired me bangers,have you got any cuttings?This time next year Bangers me old china……………….. Frisian Dew hardy plant mate. Try get some of that strain 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Will be calling you E coli dipping in the sea over here . Couldn't give a monkies what anyone calls me pal, water off a ducks back, we went to frinton, a quiet place suits me, i had a good dip in the briny, effluence as well, bitterly cold, then we had a ride at my request , a trip to jaywick, i practically loved there back in 1982, fcuk me, i thowt blackpool was a dump, never the less i.enjoyed missen, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,832 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Couldn't give a monkies what anyone calls me pal, water off a ducks back, we went to frinton, a quiet place suits me, i had a good dip in the briny, effluence as well, bitterly cold, then we had a ride at my request , a trip to jaywick, i practically loved there back in 1982, fcuk me, i thowt blackpool was a dump, never the less i.enjoyed missen, f**k me 82 that's when I was born lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 40 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: f**k me 82 that's when I was born lol. I'd rather not bangers, but sure there are others on here that will oblige, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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