Funny Joke Thread

[bob.243 10,387]

[bob.243 10,387]

[bob.243 10,387]

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[mitre 546]

3 hours ago, bob.243 said:

I bet he miss her badly if she buggered off no house work shitty clothes needs washing dirty dishes and the fridge empty cans of empty lager cans on the floor and dinning table fish and chips papers and take away containers every where and that's only the start of it

[mitre 546]

3 hours ago, bob.243 said:

First thing first it's rather embarrassing to get this woman in to your perants house worse still it's your mother's best friend from the bingo  

[mitre 546]

2 hours ago, bob.243 said:

She said looking for a good time honey?

[shaaark 11,736]

16 minutes ago, mitre said:

I bet he miss her badly if she buggered off no house work shitty clothes needs washing dirty dishes and the fridge empty cans of empty lager cans on the floor and dinning table fish and chips papers and take away containers every where and that's only the start of it

[ditchman 4,262]

1 hour ago, mitre said:

First thing first it's rather embarrassing to get this woman in to your perants house worse still it's your mother's best friend from the bingo  

its his aunty Maude

[bob.243 10,387]

[ditchman 4,262]

22 hours ago, bob.243 said:

ive seen her perform on X Hamster

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,110]

On 13/03/2026 at 13:09, dytkos said:

Have you ever been driving and thrown a cigarette end out of the car window and a few minutes later there's a funny smell?

You turn round and see that it's your Nan fingering herself in the back seat. 

Cheers, D.

 

f***ing hell