Funny Joke Thread

[mel b 4,723]

[ditchman 4,121]

2 hours ago, mel b said:

im in luuuuve.................

do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm

[mitre 529]

3 hours ago, mel b said:

Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind 

[mel b 4,723]

5 hours ago, mitre said:

Just hope she doesn't start farting after all that wind up her arse she could blow him over with a good gust of wind 

Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate .

[ditchman 4,121]

2 hours ago, mel b said:

Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate .

you are such a wag dear boy....

[mitre 529]

Have not got the time

[mel b 4,723]

1 hour ago, mitre said:

Have not got the time

You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland .

I can just imagine it.

" Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn .

They'd be queueing up to buy it mate .

 

[Bendigo 1,870]

[ditchman 4,121]

6 hours ago, mel b said:

You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland .

I can just imagine it.

" Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn .

They'd be queueing up to buy it mate .

 

you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ??

 

(i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)

Edited 11 hours ago by ditchman

[mel b 4,723]

11 minutes ago, ditchman said:

you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ??

 

(i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)

They couldn't handle your fine quality literature mate . 

[mackay 3,783]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter.

[ditchman 4,121]

50 minutes ago, mackay said:

That's some serious slap in the teeth to her daughter.

i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..

[mel b 4,723]

42 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..

I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action .

[ditchman 4,121]

38 minutes ago, mel b said:

I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action .

no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey

[mel b 4,723]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey

Then I shall courteously bow to your vastly superior knowledge of bumholes sir , and tip my hat in your general direction .