Funny Joke Thread

[ditchman 4,016]

3 hours ago, mitre said:

Oh dear butt baby can you get a proper birth certificate and register your child from your butt like any other mother and a nursery place at 3 years old 

and child allowance

[bob.243 10,057]

[wyeman 1,428]

[wyeman 1,428]

[wyeman 1,428]

[wyeman 1,428]

I lost two fingers from my right hand in a freak accident.
I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
"Probably," he said. "But I wouldn't count on it."

[bob.243 10,057]

Family from Glasgow welcome labour removing two child benefit limit and everything.

[ditchman 4,016]

1 hour ago, bob.243 said:

Family from Glasgow welcome labour removing two child benefit limit and everything.

Mels bin loaders.................(related to asda-bin-liner)

[mitre 507]

1 hour ago, bob.243 said:

Family from Glasgow welcome labour removing two child benefit limit and everything.

Welcome to the land of milk and honey 

[mitre 507]

Saying about Islam head dress did any one seen that Australian senator wear one in the MP house didn't have get some stick for strutting around in it I thought she was promoting Muslim women to use hair removal cream or something like that on their legs silly me

[bob.243 10,057]

[mel b 4,631]

[wyeman 1,428]

[mel b 4,631]

[steve66 3,949]