socks 32,253 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 it gets worse and worse ... Have a look at the PM he sent me recently ..... Hi mate I had a little walk around my fields earlier and to my horror I noticed that the sheep ( I think I am right ? The things that look like clouds ? ) have all shed their fur, I found bits of it laying around on the floor and tried to stick it back on but there wasn't enough to cover even one little sheep, so I headed down town and visited all the charity shops and managed to get enough jumpers to cover most of the sheep, it took me hours to catch them all and put a jumper on them but eventually I got them all done bah 1 which I cuddled all night to keep it warm, the weather here for tonight is rain and I don't think that would be good for the jumpers so do you think I should try and get them all little waterproof coats or herd them all into my house until the rain passes, I did try and ask the chap that owns them but he speaks half in Welsh and the only words I could make out were twat English townie, I don't know if that's the name of a shop where I can by some coats or the type of waterproof jacket to use? Do they shed their hair very often as I think this could cost me a lot of money in jumpers, I did mention to trish that perhaps we should knit some jumpers so we always have some in stock in case they shed again but she said we need to get some wool, do you know what that wool stuff is or where to get it from? Thanks as always from the wannabe Welshman. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 he will never make as a Welshman or even a wannabe as the one he cuddled all night he would've shagged it senseless ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Take you long to think of that did it Ken? You spaz of a mong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Cmon now don't be coy we all have to start somewhere ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 I won't take the piss like the rest of em bud.... All the information you need regarding sheep husbandry can be found here... Hope this helps. http://www.shaunthesheep.com/ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 All done bah 1,ffs lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Better than the pm I got socks,it was a selfie of walshie in his John Deere overalls and flat cap.it still had price tag hanging down the back,ffs. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 I was in Charlies yesterday and I WAS looking at some John deere overalls. Didn't get them though. I might now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 You got to now,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 In reckon he fleeced you there, Walshie ! Still, its nice to see you keeping things sheep-shape, and gain a new fleece on life, through shear determination. The shear delights of rural life are making you a mutton for punishment, but just say "Bah humbug" and "thanks for mutton" to all those bleating hearts who think ewe haven't got what it takes to bleat the competition........ (I'll get my coat !) 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,105 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Glad you asked a few questions Dave?? Lol Townie Twat and spaz of a mong..... Lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Glad you asked a few questions Dave?? Lol Townie Twat and spaz of a mong..... Lol.. I like to let the children have their fun Kev. I'm a trainee bumpkin, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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