iworkwhippets 13,130 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 took a short cut across railway lines today, wrong i know, anyways, this virgin express train clocked me one and sent me reeling, i survived that, then moved onto some forbidden land heaving wi bunnies Quote Link to post
iworkwhippets 13,130 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 ive asked many a time if i could work this land, but oh no, anyway, i thowt bugger it, and snaked on , next min, 3 lads jumped me, i thrashed 2 of em, but the 3rd give me a hiding 1 Quote Link to post
iworkwhippets 13,130 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 i ended my day, wrapped around barbed wire, my balls are in a reet state, 2 Quote Link to post
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 And I thought I was having a off day lol I mean this in the best possible way but THANKS you've cheered me right up pmsl. Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,418 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 You had a fight ? Lol Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,247 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lol just as well your a young man lol Quote Link to post
mad4it 695 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 i thought i was having a bad day glad it not just me than. Quote Link to post
iworkwhippets 13,130 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 thing is lads, i cant stem the blood flow, so ive got 2 options, see the emergency doctor, but shes a great striving maid from Nigeria, or Gladys up the street at number 69, varicose she will do out fer me, not a pretty sight though, varicose veins up to her piles Quote Link to post
Ossie n Arch 1,683 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Are you sure it was today................What's todays date ?? 2 Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,247 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lol get a viagra doon your neck and go up and give Gladys something yo talk about lol 1 Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 3 lads jump an old man walking his dog? FFS what's the world coming to? Wankers. Hope you make a speedy recovery. Quote Link to post
squab 2,875 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 3 lads jump an old man walking his dog? FFS what's the world coming to? Wankers. Hope you make a speedy recovery.are you fecking sure lol Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 3 lads jump an old man walking his dog? FFS what's the world coming to? Wankers. Hope you make a speedy recovery.are you fecking sure lol Sure about what? Quote Link to post
neil cooney 10,416 Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hope that fine whippets OK. Quote Link to post
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