MikeTheDog 153 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 :notworthy: Too f*ckin funny!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 nice one ...john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wabbithunter_15 0 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 that was quite good lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Ha! I hate people who state the obvious, like people who see you going out loaded up with fishing rods and tackle boxes, then ask if you're going fishing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 fookin classic, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I told her no, it was because I'd beensitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,672 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 that has made my night mike fecking excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratcher 69 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ter_gibz 0 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 how could you lick your own balls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 i thought only superman could lick his own balls!!!! good one mate very quick witted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brummy 9 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Lovely stuff :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BLUEBUNNIE Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 BRILLIANT MADE MY NIGHT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 376 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 PMSL Mike OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 God i cant breath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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