Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) I have to give acknowledgement to Pam Ayres, but how I wish I'd written this .......... The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!! Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned 50 shades of grey !! Edited February 16, 2015 by Blackbriar 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,171 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Brilliant mate love it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Step on the other one...howling here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Superb :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MoChara 1,632 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Written brilliantly.. genuis that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samurai 178 Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 excellent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,937 Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Theres a cinema in pattaya at the moment one of those VIP ones screening the movie thats got small sofas for 2 with a blanket and fruit cocktails all for a tenner £10. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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