mattybugeye 885 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 any one else have a brain wave over xmas thinking hmmm need to make a effort next year ?? i did so bought myself a mountain bike with the idea of cutting down on the cigs halfing the amount of beer i drink a week and rather than wake up with a dry mouth saying never again instead i would wake up fresh and go on a bike ride!! well didnt really go down like that instead i rode it once to the shop for more beer as had too much to drive arrived at shop dribbling with snot and drewl half collapsed over a sweet stand struggling to breath thinking wow im unfit (its about a mile if that there and back) gladly was moastly downhill on way back went well untill i miss judged a high kirb resulting in a huge jolt that popped 2 of my 8 cans on the frame so arrived home 2 cans light absolutely exhausted went well sold the bike last week back to my usual self so NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WTF!! Anyone ever actually kept one ? my mountain biking career lasted less than a week :) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 It's all about willpower man. Or not in your case.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattybugeye 885 Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 yea always struggled with that power brilliant idea in my head though even thaught id get a go pro and film my downhill adventures haha i need help 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm beyond help mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 If you have to wait until the new year to make a life change, then it won't last. That's my opinion on them. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 its so easy, anyway who goes out on a bike this weather ffs, seen a chap on roundabout earlier front end tucked under him and off he came... grill ya bacon boil and sramble yaa eggs, you will see the difference... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Psmal..note worst than going to shop on ya bike popping ya cans.lol.done it many time..haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Said i wanted to quit beers all together and only drink on occasions. So far haven't had a drop but to be honest i wasnt ever a piss head who'd drink every day or anything. Said i was gonna start going gym aswell but broke my sisters iPad by accident so money that would of gone on joining the gym got spent else where. I will join before summer comes though not out of shape but will help me keep my diet in check as ive gotta cut out gluten. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 any one else have a brain wave over xmas thinking hmmm need to make a effort next year ?? i did so bought myself a mountain bike with the idea of cutting down on the cigs halfing the amount of beer i drink a week and rather than wake up with a dry mouth saying never again instead i would wake up fresh and go on a bike ride!! well didnt really go down like that instead i rode it once to the shop for more beer as had too much to drive arrived at shop dribbling with snot and drewl half collapsed over a sweet stand struggling to breath thinking wow im unfit (its about a mile if that there and back) gladly was moastly downhill on way back went well untill i miss judged a high kirb resulting in a huge jolt that popped 2 of my 8 cans on the frame so arrived home 2 cans light absolutely exhausted went well sold the bike last week back to my usual self so NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WTF!! Anyone ever actually kept one ? my mountain biking career lasted less than a week :) I make loads every year but never broadcast them so when nowt materialises from my big ideas folks dont pick me up on it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CraignTod 278 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Me old pal went from 70 a week on beer to around 20, forget the fitness that wil come naturally with less beverages ? one thing at a time, we're only human Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,594 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 There must of been a few guys made the same new year resolution there arriving in the morning to sign out there keys and they have the full Lycra set up short's top etc nothing so disgusting as a middle aged man in skin tight Lycra shorts showing the lot , Its one step off of being put on a register Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quarter bull 240 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Very true my man lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,594 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 My boss was the same new bike full set up ,:im sixty looking after my self dont want to end up like you : , i used to rib him i could see a wart on his ass threw the shorts less than a week after getting it car wiped him out and buckled the front wheel of the bike its sitting in the lobby of his house and hes never going to use it again LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quarter bull 240 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Lucky him, theres a big bunch of folk, run past my house each day, towards nature walk, an there all dressed up as you say, skin tight, I dont look anymore lol but fairplay to them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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