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Wanted: Luxury Super Yacht, minimum 86m long with heli pad   Because obviously if I can afford to buy one the place to put an advert is here for all the f***ing world to see !!!   How dumb does t

Out of curiosity, considering I am working on building my own business, and work for a guy with MANY businesses, whose car costs more than the average UK house, do you consider this forum to hold the

Sorry mate, has to be the full length as I have a daystate huntsman and a Diana with a wonky back sight to fit in.......has to be the one with purple leather seats (did I mention that?) or it's no goo

Wilf, are you serious about the 86m yacht? I have one for sale but it's only 84m. It does have a helipad though and midget submarine. Let me know. :thumbs:

Sorry mate, has to be the full length as I have a daystate huntsman and a Diana with a wonky back sight to fit in.......has to be the one with purple leather seats (did I mention that?) or it's no good.

 

Money no object but I thought I would try the collection of ordinary working lads on here before I wasted my time phoning any of the major yacht brokers........plus I am out of credit on my phone !!!

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I'm just looking for where to post my wanted list. Is it like the FBI's wanted list? Or like a shopping list?

 

Things I want:

 

1. World Peace.

2. End to World Hunger.

3. Free Energy, a la Tesla.

4. The Rocket Ship mentioned earlier.

5. Jurassic Park to be real.

6. To be allowed to hunt in Jurassic Park!!!

7. Psychic Powers.

8. Austin Powers.

9. Aston Martin Powers.

10. Sand Martin.

11. A Family Size KFC Super Bucket!

12. A drink to wash down the Super Bucket. Preferably orange flavoured.

13. A magic lamp + magic carpet combo.

14. A Happy Meal, I'd probably have to share my Super Bucket.

15. Less ridiculous gun control laws.

16. My front hubcaps back. Someone stole them. I think it was Moxy.

17. Moxy to be brought to justice.

18. A nice pair of comfy slippers. Yeah, that'd be nice.

19. To live long enough to see everyday transport to go carbon neutral

20.A chocolate donut to finish off the Happy Meal.

 

IN THAT ORDER!!!!!

 

Where do I post my list?

 

What's on your "Wanted List"?

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Wanted:

Luxury Super Yacht, minimum 86m long with heli pad

 

Because obviously if I can afford to buy one the place to put an advert is here for all the f***ing world to see !!!

 

How dumb does that dude in the classified section for cars think folk are??.......f***ing dreamer !! Lol lol

 

f**k me, one minute he is selling an Aston for 20 large more than you can buy it anywhere else then spending the time to list every air rifle and scope he has ever owned in his signature !!!........like you would if you were the type of bloke to knock out £150 k on a merc SLS !!

 

Where do these turkeys come from ??!!!

Wilf.... You are a twat...

 

If you bothered to ask you would find out I run a business specialising in prestige cars and leasing!

 

The Virage is a customers I'm selling for them and the sls is for a customer looking for one!

 

Now wind your neck in

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Wanted:

Luxury Super Yacht, minimum 86m long with heli pad

 

Because obviously if I can afford to buy one the place to put an advert is here for all the f***ing world to see !!!

 

How dumb does that dude in the classified section for cars think folk are??.......f***ing dreamer !! Lol lol

 

f**k me, one minute he is selling an Aston for 20 large more than you can buy it anywhere else then spending the time to list every air rifle and scope he has ever owned in his signature !!!........like you would if you were the type of bloke to knock out £150 k on a merc SLS !!

 

Where do these turkeys come from ??!!!

Wilf.... You are a twat...

 

If you bothered to ask you would find out I run a business specialising in prestige cars and leasing!

 

The Virage is a customers I'm selling for them and the sls is for a customer looking for one!

 

Now wind your neck in

 

Out of curiosity, considering I am working on building my own business, and work for a guy with MANY businesses, whose car costs more than the average UK house, do you consider this forum to hold the kind of social group overly interested in purchasing/swapping etc any of those products? If you were offering certain kinds of items, e.g. ferret harness, scope, a day out shooting, a sturdy 4x4, etc, I think your uptake and response level would be massive.

 

Directing the products towards the correct people would be much more fruitful a venture.

 

Imagine TOMO or Mr Tea Pot with a luxury yacht. They'd be livid! "Where are the rabbits?" would be the first reaction. Woodga would be confused by a lack of ground to set snares. I'd be searching for rats to shoot. Let's not even mention what Moxy or WILF would be thinking.

 

It's like offering a carrot to a pack of wolves, or a steak to a load of rabbits. Not in their interest level.

 

As much as I appreciate what you're trying to do, you could well build up resentment and that'll cause a huge amount of hassle that's not worth it.

 

Direct the sale to the right people and the effects would be much better.

 

Want to buy a dinosaur egg?

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Ok how many people who shoot have a collection of firearms valued in excess of £10,000? Quite a few I reckon

 

Now many would say anyone who can afford that and being a part of a syndicate etc can in fact afford other nice things!

 

If I was offering a new range rover would I get same stick?

 

Prob not, but bearing in mind a new rr can cost over £100,000 perhaps your perceptions are out of whack!

 

Now about the dinosaur egg...

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Also admittedly a bit tongue in cheek.

 

Funny the post was up for ages then some idiot decides to go off the deep end!

 

I'm all for some banter and I like the majority of the funny comments but some people (wilf) need to check facts and wind neck in

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Ok how many people who shoot have a collection of firearms valued in excess of £10,000? Quite a few I reckon

 

Now many would say anyone who can afford that and being a part of a syndicate etc can in fact afford other nice things!

 

If I was offering a new range rover would I get same stick?

 

Prob not, but bearing in mind a new rr can cost over £100,000 perhaps your perceptions are out of whack!

 

Now about the dinosaur egg...

I doubt you'd get much interest in a new RR, to be fair.

 

Post it up and see how it goes.

 

I'll swap for the egg.

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Oh and wilf while I'm venting my spleen at you, I have a question. Why are you in thl? You never post anything shooting related, do you even own a firearm or are you another Walt who can't even talk the talk let alone walk the walk?

If you want to bitch gripe complain and gossip online go and sign up with the daily mail femail section

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