Bowled Over !

[bird 10,014]

was out last week with dogs by a small farm ive been going on for 20 years .There as style you can use as short cut you to get farm , had both dogs loose but sent Buck over 1st, then as i was getting over , feckin Bryn jumped over and landed on the back of me my leg . good job he pissed off I would booted him up the arse , lol don't know what the old daft bugger was thinking .Good job it wasn't Buck jumped on me, he would have bust my leg the size of him , next time I send the 2 over together .

[deerdogs 418]

Seen a lad hit by both roe and fallow, tried to jump over the fallow but it hit him on the lower legs and flipped him. He couldn't walk for a week. ?

[buster gonads 862]

Some years ago i was stood on a cart track watching my mates grew up the arse of a Hare heading straight towards me, i thought should i move out of the way or stand my ground and let the dog move, i stood and got thrown up in the air when the dog took both my legs, thick as cats shite them grews.

[mushroom 14,247]

Trevor smashed my nose by jumping over a barb fence before I told him to lol Cnut hit me square in the face with the top of his skull at full jump speed lol now that fuuckin hurt like a bitch and setting your own nose is not a fun experience..... Still carries on hunting though hahahahaha

[Jekyll 329]

My first night lamping with Sirius seeing what it was all about, I decided to stick foot out to stop a bunny making the hedge the dog took out my other leg and planted me on my arse, unsporting I know and it served me right ?

[torchey 1,328]

Got hit by a mates dog lamping dog took me right in the air but the poor f****r broke its neck proper gutting

[BGD 6,437]

Had my big bandog run into the back of my legs in the woods once, I rode along on his back for a good few yards before falling on my arse only for him to turn round and jump all over me thinking I had got on the floor to play with him