Born Hunter 17,960 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I got dragged in for one today, curious as I am I had a crack and intruigingly listened to the analysis..... Weight.... BMI.... Fat %.... Metabolic age of a 17 year old! I was quite chuffed with that, even though it's a bit of a guestimate. To be honest it was a laugh but not told me much I didn't know of any use. Well, anybody else? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have no idea what your talking about lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,262 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Lol wtf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I had one a few years back. 50 % pies, 50% Tetleys bitter. Asked for a second opinion as I had eaten some broccoli by mistake that week! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,288 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Mine was only 7% body fat"............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's a crude test that gives you a general overview of your body's composition and general health. It's a crack for taking the piss out of your mates. I really didn't expect you pair to have a clue about it. I can see this being another 'rip the piss out of BH thread' LOL. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Mine was only 7% body fat"............ You were stood on the scales right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Mine was only 7% body fat"............ You were stood on the scales right? think he weighed himself on a gate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's a crude test that gives you a general overview of your body's composition and general health. It's a crack for taking the piss out of your mates. I really didn't expect you pair to have a clue about it. I can see this being another 'rip the piss out of BH thread' LOL. I wouldn't dream of ripping the piss out you mate lo What you mean " you wouldn't expect us to know" lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Normally a dexa test is only done for health related matters unless you,re an athlete or something.......is it rude to ask Bornhunter ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 My last wife had one. Results came back as; " Skin. Bone. Shit and Silicone ". Wouldn't have minded. But, I shelled out the two grand on the f**king silicone ~ just before she jumped! Any wonder I stick with Dogs, these days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Normally a dexa test is only done for health related matters unless you,re an athlete or something.......is it rude to ask Bornhunter ? This wasn't anything as sophisticated as that mate, it was just the gym 'body composition analyser'. I probably misslead you with the word scan. I doubt it's accurate but i took full advantage to take the piss all the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Normally a dexa test is only done for health related matters unless you,re an athlete or something.......is it rude to ask Bornhunter ? This wasn't anything as sophisticated as that mate, it was just the gym 'body composition analyser'. I probably misslead you with the word scan. I doubt it's accurate but i took full advantage to take the piss all the same. Oh ok cool ..................well come on then dont go half way what was the results ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have no idea what your talking about lol thats because you`ve got a mental block age of a 4 year old Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 5'8" and 25 yrs old 69.6kg, that suprised me because I usually sit around low 70s but been missing meals noticeably recently so figures. 15.1% fat which is exactly what I guessed BMI 23.3 And metabolic age of 17 All those calculations are a load of bollocks I know but it was a laugh all the same. All it's done is reminded me to sort my diet out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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