gnasher16 31,602 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 I like to think I have a good strong handshake without being the type of twat that tries to bruise somebody ....and as has been said eye contact is just as important ... A good handshake from a fella that looks at his feet is worthless ... I have refused dozens of handshakes in shit hole countries and the do gooders tell you that you have offended them ... So fair play I think well you have just taken a shit in the middle of the road scraped your arse off with your bare fingers and then rubbed your hand in the dusty ground to clean them ... so I can shake your hand and risk dying of a million different diseases or risk offending you ... You have got a rusty old axe with a rotten shaft ... I have got a fully automatic weapon a back up pistol and a decent knife .... Tell you what fella I will take the risk of offending you ............ Dont they give you gloves in the army......just shake the mans hand for crying out loud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 ossie I know how you feel that does the same slaps it chops and says good tucker this pops then it asks for another beer or whats for dessert pops l Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Gloves cost £3.75p ... a round costs 32p ... Like to save the tax payer money .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 To be fair, I can't really imagine ever shaking a strangers hand. Implicit in the hand shake is the introduction, hence not a stranger. If someone just stopped me in the street for the time or directions and wanted to shake my hand there's no bloody way that'd be happening. Hand shaking is for family, friends, aquiantences and associates, people you know or are being introduced to. or for when your pissed and telling the cabbie that you f***ing love him....lots of hand shaking when your drunk.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,683 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I like to think I have a good strong handshake without being the type of twat that tries to bruise somebody ....and as has been said eye contact is just as important ... A good handshake from a fella that looks at his feet is worthless ... I have refused dozens of handshakes in shit hole countries and the do gooders tell you that you have offended them ... So fair play I think well you have just taken a shit in the middle of the road scraped your arse off with your bare fingers and then rubbed your hand in the dusty ground to clean them ... so I can shake your hand and risk dying of a million different diseases or risk offending you ... You have got a rusty old axe with a rotten shaft ... I have got a fully automatic weapon a back up pistol and a decent knife .... Tell you what fella I will take the risk of offending you ............ Hope we're not expected to shake your hand when you've won the fishing comp then ?? What with it being covered in all that shitty fish slime from those hundreds of fish you're gonna catch, eh Otter. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I like to think I have a good strong handshake without being the type of twat that tries to bruise somebody ....and as has been said eye contact is just as important ... A good handshake from a fella that looks at his feet is worthless ... I have refused dozens of handshakes in shit hole countries and the do gooders tell you that you have offended them ... So fair play I think well you have just taken a shit in the middle of the road scraped your arse off with your bare fingers and then rubbed your hand in the dusty ground to clean them ... so I can shake your hand and risk dying of a million different diseases or risk offending you ... You have got a rusty old axe with a rotten shaft ... I have got a fully automatic weapon a back up pistol and a decent knife .... Tell you what fella I will take the risk of offending you ............ Hope we're not expected to shake your hand when you've won the fishing comp then ?? What with it being covered in all that shitty fish slime from those hundreds of fish you're gonna catch, eh Otter. :laugh: Nope when I lift the trophy you can bow .............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Gnash its a small 8 Most Northerners are 12 plus I must be bred down off a Cock nee somewhere along the line I joked you on days ago and your still thinking of my old man Weird Socks maybe its you who best be carefull Don't dress as Camo Man lol I just cant help remembering hilarious crazy statements folk mate max,hence my subconscious seems to have stored away a lot of yours ........but this latest one ...must admit i just had you down as a bit of a fruitloop but grown men measuring themself and discussing the results with their friends .....you need help !!.....or maybe its just a Geordie thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 "Most Northerner are 12" Please don't put a pic on here like that other fella did of a turd 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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