Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 How the f**k do we fix them, when we've somehow f**ked them up??? I've been sleeping, from A to B, habitually, since god knows when. Then, I get a call to say; " We're on! X time. X day. See ye then. " Panic! I can't even remember the last time I saw daylight at x o'clock! But, this is important. I must be ready! Straight away, I shave four hours off my sleep time. Set the alarm and leap out of bed ~ Dogs flying in all directions ~ like Mr f**king SAS! Then, granted, spent a couple of hours rushing around like the f**king SAS. Energy to burn. No stop ..... ing ..... m ....e .... Then I flaked out on the bed, with the Dogs. FFS! That must have been the day before yesterday. Yesterday, Friday, my boss was up. So was I. I woke up at silly o' clock. Leapt out of bed and started steaming round the place. Doing the work of a team of men. Just because! I was Unstoppable! Boss turned up ~ hours later ~ and I stained a few, eighteen foot lengths of 2 x 3, in front of him. Just because I Could! Ringed a few birds. Had some good craic. Saw him off and fed the creatures. Phew! Came back in here and checked into Chat ..... Screen seemed too bright. Couldn't focus. Head didn't feel so good. Hard to concentrate. F**king bed was So distracting me, out of the corner of my eye! I Was F**ked!!! Crashed, Completely before 19:00 (I think?) Flaked out in f**king bed. Gone! Woke up at 23:00. 'F**k This!'. Poof! Gone again. Last thing I remember is about 03:00. Dunno. Think I finally gave it best about 05:00. Ceiling was Seriously pissing me off, by then. Now, the Dogs have all had their pisses and are completely 'Doggo'. Me? I'm sat here at a time of day only told of in legend and song. Wondering when the F**k I'll sleep again! And when I'll wake from That one?? Yeah. Probably flaky then. How the hell do You get past these incidents, please? PITA that they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,559 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 I sleep from midnight till 6 am. Every night,, even when I'm at work,,,lol,,, of course allowing for lamping trips Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 I can feel myself failing here, Tomo! I'm flagging, and the bed's looking good again. When the F**k will I straighten out now?! I bloody Hate this! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 How the f**k do we fix them, when we've somehow f**ked them up??? I've been sleeping, from A to B, habitually, since god knows when. Then, I get a call to say; " We're on! X time. X day. See ye then. " Panic! I can't even remember the last time I saw daylight at x o'clock! But, this is important. I must be ready! Straight away, I shave four hours off my sleep time. Set the alarm and leap out of bed ~ Dogs flying in all directions ~ like Mr f**king SAS! Then, granted, spent a couple of hours rushing around like the f**king SAS. Energy to burn. No stop ..... ing ..... m ....e .... Then I flaked out on the bed, with the Dogs. FFS! That must have been the day before yesterday. Yesterday, Friday, my boss was up. So was I. I woke up at silly o' clock. Leapt out of bed and started steaming round the place. Doing the work of a team of men. Just because! I was Unstoppable! Boss turned up ~ hours later ~ and I stained a few, eighteen foot lengths of 2 x 3, in front of him. Just because I Could! Ringed a few birds. Had some good craic. Saw him off and fed the creatures. Phew! Came back in here and checked into Chat ..... Screen seemed too bright. Couldn't focus. Head didn't feel so good. Hard to concentrate. F**king bed was So distracting me, out of the corner of my eye! I Was F**ked!!! Crashed, Completely before 19:00 (I think?) Flaked out in f**king bed. Gone! Woke up at 23:00. 'F**k This!'. Poof! Gone again. Last thing I remember is about 03:00. Dunno. Think I finally gave it best about 05:00. Ceiling was Seriously pissing me off, by then. Now, the Dogs have all had their pisses and are completely 'Doggo'. Me? I'm sat here at a time of day only told of in legend and song. Wondering when the F**k I'll sleep again! And when I'll wake from That one?? Yeah. Probably flaky then. How the hell do You get past these incidents, please? PITA that they are. I read that wrong the first time....................didn't I.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 i go to bed from anywhere between 22:30 - 00:00 and im up then from between 05:30 - 06:00 nothing better than a routine of sleep. to be fair thou if i go to bed any later than 23:30 i'll always end up having 30m - 1hr in the day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astral 253 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 It takes two weeks roughly for your body to adapt to a new habit. So if you keep the rythem you should start to not feel shit after about then. Good luck! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 10 yrs ago I worked nights for a week and then days, this f****d your body clock up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Must have crashed, again around the noon + mark there then, I s'pose? Pest drove me out just before 15:00, FFS. Guzzling tea like a mad man right now. I'll try to get to bed / asleep before 04:00, if I can, tonight God, I hate this! Astral; Two weeks??? Just as well I don't intend to let my body get used to this! Boss isn't due back for another month now. God help me then, I s'pose! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) I got real bad insomnia I can go days without or on very little sleepthen I need a good kip. I don't mind I like being awake when all else sleep and in season my dogs benefit. Wife don't even moan about me cleaning kennels at daft o'clock anymore lol i learnt to live with it even if I look like a bag if shit through lack if sleep lol my dogs love if and benefit tho lol Edited November 23, 2013 by Hot Meat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 feel a bit of a rebal being up this late when i have to be up for 5:30 #hardcoretinternetsurfer ..... ........ manipulating my body clock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 I've just f**king woke up in an empty chat room! Checked back a page: One minute we're all nattering away. Then, I just drop out of the conversation! That'd be after eating my grub! F**k this! I'm going to bed. Right now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 So f**k sleep well num nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted November 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 So f**k sleep well num nuts In english ....? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Sleeps for wimps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 sleep when your dead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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