Nik_B 3,790 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Cry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Nothing too strenuous. After all, you're 40 now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ring Pull 7 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Escort, for an hour. Back pages of ye local, yellow, free ad's. Cost ye about £130.00. Just make sure to get a British one. Girl doing it because she's figured out it's a good career move. Not some eastern european sex slave. Have ye smokies, or drinkies, before she arrives. On your time. Not hers. Hers costs. Allow about fifteen minutes lee way, and don't render yeself f**king incapable. Once that's all done with? Saunter down to ye usual local. Announce to who ever'll listen that it's your fortieth. And that you've just f**ked the skin off the finest piece of flange ..... Enjoy! you sound well versed on the use of escorts Pete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Nothing too strenuous. After all, you're 40 now. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mrpit Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 just have a big piss up fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Escort, for an hour. Back pages of ye local, yellow, free ad's. Cost ye about £130.00. Just make sure to get a British one. Girl doing it because she's figured out it's a good career move. Not some eastern european sex slave. Have ye smokies, or drinkies, before she arrives. On your time. Not hers. Hers costs. Allow about fifteen minutes lee way, and don't render yeself f**king incapable. Once that's all done with? Saunter down to ye usual local. Announce to who ever'll listen that it's your fortieth. And that you've just f**ked the skin off the finest piece of flange ..... Enjoy! MODS cant you add no1 events co/ordinator just above extreme bird ringer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Some good ideas there - I've always been a bit of a lone wolf anyway. A couple of mates, one with 5 kids, another who never celebrates birthdays... I like the sound of the wreck fishing idea, a few days away, a few jars. An escort for a night? Risky! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Escort, for an hour. Back pages of ye local, yellow, free ad's. Cost ye about £130.00. Just make sure to get a British one. Girl doing it because she's figured out it's a good career move. Not some eastern european sex slave. Have ye smokies, or drinkies, before she arrives. On your time. Not hers. Hers costs. Allow about fifteen minutes lee way, and don't render yeself f**king incapable. Once that's all done with? Saunter down to ye usual local. Announce to who ever'll listen that it's your fortieth. And that you've just f**ked the skin off the finest piece of flange ..... Enjoy! sounds like a plan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 An escort for a night? Risky! Do it...you're single now, you'll be forty...do something outlandish!! Go to a swingers club and smash a load of married fanny in 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 An escort for a night? Risky! Do it...you're single now, you'll be forty...do something outlandish!! Go to a swingers club and smash a load of married fanny in LMAO! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 An escort for a night? Risky! Do it...you're single now, you'll be forty...do something outlandish!! Go to a swingers club and smash a load of married fanny in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 A fortnight in Rio mate, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,638 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Macnab in Scotland! And then what Ditchy said. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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