Any Golfists On Here ?

[mushroom 14,092]

the club near me my mates head chef,he said with out the general public using the restaurant and bar it wouldnt survive,when having a beer in there a dappy pringled up golfer asked did i play,i said no im just keeping the place from going under..............and we had a contract to build a halfway house for tea ,etc on a posh private club,we had a buggy to get out to the site,....we allways got gobby young blokes asking what were building,one day a group of cockey lads came over and one shouted"oi son got any jobs going"?..........i looked up and said"no tar son weve allready got a tea boy"....hes mates were pissing em selves. and dont get me started on women golfers....f****n unreal......one posh women asked about site i said its a quad bike center the clubs need to diversify......she was up to the clubhouse like a shot

:laugh: Women are the worst Had them feckin run at me screaming when walking round with the gun told her to fec off being stupid and turned to her fella and said who runs at someone carrying a gun, he grabbed his wife and her mate and left one in t' tap for me

[baw 4,360]

I'd rather pour fairly liquid on the grass and watch for worms coming up that play golf like snooker, games are too long. 9 holes more than enough.

[The one 8,585]

My mates head green keeper on the course across the road , i keep winding him up saying you better put more benches out and bins for the old c*nts incontinence pads , But he just laughs and says thats our members your talking about But come a Sunday its a game of golf cut the lawn wash the car then sit in there conservatory's watching others on the course fecking saddos

[walshie 2,804]

Golf is good fun. I'm terrible at it, but it's a good day. Bit of brekkie with your mates, 4 hours taking the piss out of them on the course then lunch and beers.