baw 4,360 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 driving and woman especially Lara don't mix Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 driving and woman especially Lara don't mix Hey ! I can park my truck just fine thanks. However I freely admit that when driving my brothers tiny Micra, I am just dangerous ! I don't even try to park it, just get close and walk the rest of the way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Who mentioned parking 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 One thing I will say about woman is their ability to find stuff. They can tell you what drawer it's in and I'm f****d if I can still find what I'm looking for. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 To counter balance, money and woman are easily parted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 another thing diy women are fuckn useless at putting a nail in a wall you should see some of the disasters iv had to fix. youd think somebody let rip with an uzi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,655 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Dealing with customer services! Men on the whole are far too passive to get anywhere with arsehole service people, it's either begrudgingly tollerant or "I'm coming across this desk to kill you you b*****d!!!", no firm middle ground. Women however have the fine skill of getting exactly what they want with the "You make me suffer so I'm gonna make your life hell untill I get what I want" routine. They have absolutely no shame in making a hell of a scene with a non compliant bank clerk or shop assistant. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Dealing with customer services! Men on the whole are far too passive to get anywhere with arsehole service people, it's either begrudgingly tollerant or "I'm coming across this desk to kill you you b*****d!!!", no firm middle ground. Women however have the fine skill of getting exactly what they want with the "You make me suffer so I'm gonna make your life hell untill I get what I want" routine. They have absolutely no shame in making a hell of a scene with a non compliant bank clerk or shop assistant. first thing the learn from there mother 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Dealing with customer services! Men on the whole are far too passive to get anywhere with arsehole service people, it's either begrudgingly tollerant or "I'm coming across this desk to kill you you b*****d!!!", no firm middle ground. Women however have the fine skill of getting exactly what they want with the "You make me suffer so I'm gonna make your life hell untill I get what I want" routine. They have absolutely no shame in making a hell of a scene with a non compliant bank clerk or shop assistant. first thing the learn from there mother f***ing brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 One thing I will say about woman is their ability to find stuff. They can tell you what drawer it's in and I'm f****d if I can still find what I'm looking for. thats why we get a shed because you know its in there somewhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,434 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Dealing with customer services! Men on the whole are far too passive to get anywhere with arsehole service people, it's either begrudgingly tollerant or "I'm coming across this desk to kill you you b*****d!!!", no firm middle ground. Women however have the fine skill of getting exactly what they want with the "You make me suffer so I'm gonna make your life hell untill I get what I want" routine. They have absolutely no shame in making a hell of a scene with a non compliant bank clerk or shop assistant. first thing the learn from there mother Nah the first thing is how to nag the fec out of your dad/brother/boyfriend/husband. Next it's how to be a sulky/hormonal/bipolar nut job and then it's how to get your own way and somwhere inbetween is a top up lesson on how to act when "nothing" is wrong 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) Edited June 12, 2013 by Banter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Who mentioned parking Just noticed your new title - classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 why is there no women window cleaners there good at that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 I could happily live in a world full of women... Couldn't say the same about men...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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