I Rang O2 .....

[Outlaw Pete 2,224]

I wanted to top up my phone, yesterday. Seemed I'd forgotten my log in details. So I rang O2 to ask them.

 

Now, I must say, it seemed to take half the night, listening to 'the following options' and pressing 2.

 

But, how lovely it was, finally, to hear a female voice with a trace of Irish accent saying " My name is Linda. How may I help you? "

 

It was great! We then proceeded to communicate like two human beings who shared a common language. I understood every word she spoke and never once had to ask her to repeat herself.

 

Best of all, once she'd sorted my problem, I was able to say, " Thank you very much for your help, Linda. " Because I'd heard and understood her name in the first place.

 

What an absolutely delightful change from " Hullo. My nem is Rasheed ..... "

 

Nice work, O2

[forest of dean redneck 11,191]

Don't phone sky then,

Good evening my name is Gupta ,how can I mess up your broadband,wankers

[pip1968 2,490]

does anyone get them sales phone calls, it might be about what water or gas or leccy your with now before they even speak they get a rant of me telling them in no uncertain words to fcuk off

[Hob&Jill 258]

Best ones when they have a thick Indian accent etc and tell you their name's Dave.

[Malt 379]

You sure she was Irish Pete, what with you and your recent hearing aid troubles? You might get a nasty surprise over the next few days when a brand new and very expensive million minute a month contract lands on your doormat!

Don't phone sky then,
Good evening my name is Gupta ,how can I mess up your broadband,wankers

 

I find Sky hit and miss. Either I get a very softly spoken Scottish voice when I phone or I get some Indian dude asking me how the weather is then proceeding to tell me how shite his is because it's the monsoon season when I automatically return the pleasantry! I get less Indians now since I don't use sky broadband any more though, maybe their Indian call centres deal with the bulk of the internet stuff and their British ones deal with the TV..

[forest of dean redneck 11,191]

You sure she was Irish Pete, what with you and your recent hearing aid troubles? You might get a nasty surprise over the next few days when a brand new and very expensive million minute a month contract lands on your doormat!

Don't phone sky then,

Good evening my name is Gupta ,how can I mess up your broadband,wankers

 

I find Sky hit and miss. Either I get a very softly spoken Scottish voice when I phone or I get some Indian dude asking me how the weather is then proceeding to tell me how shite his is because it's the monsoon season when I automatically return the pleasantry! I get less Indians now since I don't use sky broadband any more though, maybe their Indian call centres deal with the bulk of the internet stuff and their British ones deal with the TV..

i find it easier to get put through to the i want to cut everything off bit,then suddenly a white english persons voice is on end of line.

[Malt 379]

Aye they only ever seem to start paying you serious attention when you threaten to leave!

[SportingShooter 0]

When things go really tits up with these companies and I'm fed of of trying to speak to them, I have a preformatted email that wings it's way to the Chief Executive

[sikastag_1 689]

Try phoning Barclaycard mate lol need to f****n txt it into google to see what it means so you can answer them

[Milwr Jr. 99]

does anyone get them sales phone calls, it might be about what water or gas or leccy your with now before they even speak they get a rant of me telling them in no uncertain words to fcuk off

When I was an Orange customer service adviser we'd get people like that through. I'd just set an automatic recall every hour to piss them off. It was great, teach the b*****ds to rant at me.

[Big bald beautiful 1,231]

T mobile is Welsh b*****ds..

[pip1968 2,490]

 

does anyone get them sales phone calls, it might be about what water or gas or leccy your with now before they even speak they get a rant of me telling them in no uncertain words to fcuk off

When I was an Orange customer service adviser we'd get people like that through. I'd just set an automatic recall every hour to piss them off. It was great, teach the b*****ds to rant at me.

 

so nothings changed then as you still upset people on here

[Malt 379]

T mobile is Welsh b*****ds..

Oi, keep that up and you'll be 'big bald beautiful and banned!'

[Big bald beautiful 1,231]

my brother works there...yorkshire sheep shagging b*****d

[Milwr Jr. 99]

 

 

does anyone get them sales phone calls, it might be about what water or gas or leccy your with now before they even speak they get a rant of me telling them in no uncertain words to fcuk off

When I was an Orange customer service adviser we'd get people like that through. I'd just set an automatic recall every hour to piss them off. It was great, teach the b*****ds to rant at me.

 

so nothings changed then as you still upset people on here

 

I wouldn't go as far as to say I've upset people on here. I mean, if anyone takes issue with anything I put on an internet forum then it's more fool them right ?

I'm a 22 year old boy, from the valleys with a mouth bigger than it should be, if anyone gets upset because of me they seriously need to grow the f**k up.