Terrorist In Rhyl Town With A Bomb ??

[Wxm 1,638]

https://www.(!64.56:886/groups/106659569372053/?hc_location=stream

 

Any truth in it ???

[WILF 51,071]

A bomb.....in Rhyl ?.........that just added 10 k to the house prices ! Lol lol

[jonah. 775]

i cant find anything on the usual news outlets....

[.WARREN. 288]

hope not,

[darkie 143]

is it a joke ,sort of along the lines of " a nuclear bomb went of in rhyl,and caused £5 worth of damage

[BIG G wheton machine 1,594]

is it a joke ,sort of along the lines of " a nuclear bomb went of in rhyl,and caused £5 worth of damage

belter lol

[the_stig 6,614]

last time I went to rhyl it looked like a bomb had hit it ..

[Wxm 1,638]

they must be doing inprovements

[foxtails 272]

is it a joke ,sort of along the lines of " a nuclear bomb went of in rhyl,and caused £5 worth of damage

lol had me in stitches

[forest of dean redneck 12,023]

Apparently, it could be felt in Rhyl, where it caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

 

 

Time to drag this out again...

An earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Rhyl in the early hours of Wednesday. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fooockinell". The tremor devastated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

 

BBC News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Rhyl One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."

 

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

 

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sport socks

Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

 

Required foodstuffs include:

Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

 

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£6 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

[j j m 6,625]

surely a joke

[pip1968 2,490]

their was an earth quake in wales this morning but it was no where near rhyl but you would have thought it was, as the place has gone to ruins from when i was a kid

[Guest thebigdog]

their was an earth quake in wales this morning but it was no where near rhyl but you would have thought it was, as the place has gone to ruins from when i was a kid

could be felt in dublin apparently