Hazard Warnings And Other Crap

[mushroom 14,216]

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

[04fox8 168]

 

 

 

Sat watching the box eating a bag of peanuts and noticed a warning on the bag saying this product may contain nuts uhhh, WTF is that about, got me thinking one thing that always made me think, is what genius thought of putting frosted glass in a toilet window of an aeroplane, who the hell is going to see you having a shit at 20,000 ft while travelling at 500mph, anyone else got any gems.

just goes to show how bad its got these days. if they never put that warning on the bag of nuts some fecker with a nut allergy could eat them and sue the feck out of the nut company for not putting the warning on the bag. its sad really, but true.

very scary if you had that allergy I no a guy that has this and has been rushed to hospital blue lights an all face swollen up the lot you'd have to be on your toes all the time especially at events Xmas new year ect you don't now where other people's hands have been eating nuts then dipping there hands in to crisps ect not good

 

Aye nae good!

Just the thought o other folks p*shy fingers or bogey pickin nails being in there as well puts me off all that stuff...at least 'till I've had a few beers.

[Malt 379]

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

[walshie 2,804]

[Nik_B 3,791]

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear

[walshie 2,804]

 

 

 

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear

 

I think we are delving into urban myth territory again. Although I have heard that story too.

[mushroom 14,216]

 

 

 

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear

FLMAO no way, I thought this was an urban legend

 

I truely don't understand this blame culture if I was a thick as fuuck cnut and went and did something ridiculously stupid I'd never tell a feckin soul

Remeber once I did ask my dad if the vans I saw driving about with "self drive" written on them were able to drive themselves. His response was don't be effin stupid and clipped my ear for good measure.... I was 7 I think :laugh:

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear

FLMAO no way, I thought this was an urban legend

 

I truely don't understand this blame culture if I was a thick as fuuck cnut and went and did something ridiculously stupid I'd never tell a feckin soul

Remeber once I did ask my dad if the vans I saw driving about with "self drive" written on them were able to drive themselves. His response was don't be effin stupid and clipped my ear for good measure.... I was 7 I think :laugh:

Your dad must have been soft, my dad would haves toed your ring

[mushroom 14,216]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea

I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently..

I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear

FLMAO no way, I thought this was an urban legend

 

I truely don't understand this blame culture if I was a thick as fuuck cnut and went and did something ridiculously stupid I'd never tell a feckin soul

Remeber once I did ask my dad if the vans I saw driving about with "self drive" written on them were able to drive themselves. His response was don't be effin stupid and clipped my ear for good measure.... I was 7 I think :laugh:

Your dad must have been soft, my dad would haves toed your ring

I hope that means kick my arse :laugh:

 

Saw a fridge/freezer with a sticker on the door once saying "this way up"

[stabba 10,745]

 

 

 

Sat watching the box eating a bag of peanuts and noticed a warning on the bag saying this product may contain nuts uhhh, WTF is that about, got me thinking one thing that always made me think, is what genius thought of putting frosted glass in a toilet window of an aeroplane, who the hell is going to see you having a shit at 20,000 ft while travelling at 500mph, anyone else got any gems.

just goes to show how bad its got these days. if they never put that warning on the bag of nuts some fecker with a nut allergy could eat them and sue the feck out of the nut company for not putting the warning on the bag. its sad really, but true.

 

very scary if you had that allergy I no a guy that has this and has been rushed to hospital blue lights an all face swollen up the lot you'd have to be on your toes all the time especially at events Xmas new year ect you don't now where other people's hands have been eating nuts then dipping there hands in to crisps ect not good

 

Aye nae good!

Just the thought o other folks p*shy fingers or bogey pickin nails being in there as well puts me off all that stuff...at least 'till I've had a few beers.

I did read or watch a programme/article (long time ago so cant remember which) that said the average bowl of nibbles on the counter in a public bar contained at least 7 different peoples traces of urine...so you are right to be put off lol

[paulus 26]

 

 

 

 

Sat watching the box eating a bag of peanuts and noticed a warning on the bag saying this product may contain nuts uhhh, WTF is that about, got me thinking one thing that always made me think, is what genius thought of putting frosted glass in a toilet window of an aeroplane, who the hell is going to see you having a shit at 20,000 ft while travelling at 500mph, anyone else got any gems.

just goes to show how bad its got these days. if they never put that warning on the bag of nuts some fecker with a nut allergy could eat them and sue the feck out of the nut company for not putting the warning on the bag. its sad really, but true.

 

very scary if you had that allergy I no a guy that has this and has been rushed to hospital blue lights an all face swollen up the lot you'd have to be on your toes all the time especially at events Xmas new year ect you don't now where other people's hands have been eating nuts then dipping there hands in to crisps ect not good

 

Aye nae good!

Just the thought o other folks p*shy fingers or bogey pickin nails being in there as well puts me off all that stuff...at least 'till I've had a few beers.

I did read or watch a programme/article (long time ago so cant remember which) that said the average bowl of nibbles on the counter in a public bar contained at least 7 different peoples traces of urine...so you are right to be put off lol

are you taking the piss