Malt 379 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 It's that time of year when the annual conflict with my mortal enemy starts in earnest - just had our first battle with me the victor! We've had a few brief skirmishes over the winter that have resulted in a stalemate with neither side making any real gains.. I'm determined to chop my opponent down to size and keep it down this year.. It's getting that bad I'm considering going all out into the realms of chemical warfare to get the job done properly in this never ending war with nature.. Man I hate lawnmowing season.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratpackjack 272 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Get a goat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sowhat 1,572 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 or a couple of these Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 or a couple of these They just f***ing die. There is a lad on here who does artificial lawns. Maybe drop him a PM? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 There is a lad on here who does artificial lawns. Maybe drop him a PM? Bugger that! I like having a nice lawn, just ain't keen on putting in the work in to maintain it! I'm plagued with fecking weeds at the minute which don't help.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I replaced the lot with bark chips, have a field of grass so dont miss it one bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Keep up the fight brother the hole site is behind you on this!!!!! No retreat no surrender. Fight to the last man....or steal a sheep your in sheep Shaffer country..lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Keep up the fight brother the hole site is behind you on this!!!!! No retreat no surrender. Fight to the last man....or steal a sheep your in sheep Shaffer country..lolThanks for the support comrade! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 My front garden is a f*cking nightmare massive and on a steep incline. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I started cutting mines a fortnight ago and I,m in Scotland ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 My front garden is a f*cking nightmare massive and on a steep incline. my back garden is like that.f***ing hate it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 get some sheep malt sort your garden out and a bit on the side john 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 My front garden is a f*cking nightmare massive and on a steep incline.my back garden is like that.f***ing hate it lol I get proper pissed off with it and have been known to just cut a St George's cross into it lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 remember many years ago,burning a swastika with petrol on a pakis lawn lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 remember many years ago,burning a swastika with petrol on a pakis lawn lol Round here was like that years ago, pig heads on door steps, swastikas sprayed on windows and cars of unwelcome pakis, but the best was when my mate got a new stereo system and didn't know what to do with his old one, so we walked up the road with it and f****d it through a pakis window LOL! The things you do when you're young ey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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