gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 All my dogs will be put to sleep Fook me whats that all about do you lot think you fooking viking war lords lol get a grip. Or are you all going to be burnt on funneral pier's in you pick ups. As well. Love to read your wills. Some delusions of grandeur. As you all lye dying and draw your last breadth will it be a glance at your hounds laying at your feet and the clenched fist slowly raised then tillt to the side thumb at the ready then. Pointed down with the last word PUT THEM TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP all that tweed an dog showing is rotting your brain old yin i dont pass dogs on in life, why the fook would i wanna do it in death only cos no one would want your shite plastic sweaty sock lol. When you kick the bucket. Tell your kids to give me a shout. And ill come over just to stick pins in you to make sure you deeeeeed. And who will you leave all them yellow rosettes. Too. Yorkie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 the rossetes will be buried way me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) All my dogs will be put to sleep Fook me whats that all about do you lot think you fooking viking war lords lol get a grip. Or are you all going to be burnt on funneral pier's in you pick ups. As well. Love to read your wills. Some delusions of grandeur. As you all lye dying and draw your last breadth will it be a glance at your hounds laying at your feet and the clenched fist slowly raised then tillt to the side thumb at the ready then. Pointed down with the last word PUT THEM TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP For christ sake give the drama a rest. I should think for most it's just about not leaving their loved ones with years of hassle of having to look after their animals. If you've got workers that have nothing to do with your family then it's a bit of a c**t to expect them to look after them. So the alternative........... rehome....... many will not want this either as they owe their workers more than to be rehomed to potentially be treated like shit. Not everyone has people that WANT and can look after their animals. So what if they want them put down? . Having the craic. Drama read what you just wrote nob. NOTE THE EMOTICIONS LAUGHTER HUMOUR YOU KNOW LIKE COMEDY . JOKES ETC ETC. ILL PUT IT ALL IN BIG LETTERS. WITH THIS IS THE CRAIC FOR YOU. NEXT TIME AS I SEE YOU FROM. LINCOLNSHIRE SHIRE. !!!!!!!!!!! Edited February 8, 2013 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,846 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) All my dogs will be put to sleep Fook me whats that all about do you lot think you fooking viking war lords lol get a grip. Or are you all going to be burnt on funneral pier's in you pick ups. As well. Love to read your wills. Some delusions of grandeur. As you all lye dying and draw your last breadth will it be a glance at your hounds laying at your feet and the clenched fist slowly raised then tillt to the side thumb at the ready then. Pointed down with the last word PUT THEM TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP For christ sake give the drama a rest. I should think for most it's just about not leaving their loved ones with years of hassle of having to look after their animals. If you've got workers that have nothing to do with your family then it's a bit of a c**t to expect them to look after them. So the alternative........... rehome....... many will not want this either as they owe their workers more than to be rehomed to potentially be treated like shit. Not everyone has people that WANT and can look after their animals. So what if they want them put down? . Having the craic. Drama read what you just wrote nob Eh? You telling people to get a grip. Followed by a load of dramatic bollocks. Fair enough, I obviously don't get your humour, or your English for that matter. nob Edited February 8, 2013 by Born Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 That is unless you plan ahead.. ..as folk may know my dad died at 42 on my 14th birthday..so i have 2yr's left to plan thing's if that is my day.. .. but most is already in order..do other member's think ahead like me and organise where there dog's/worker's or whatever go when we go face down...or do you just think fook it and throw caution to the wind.. no ive arranged with my mate to cull them and chuck them in the hole with me..................we will have a look about where ever we end up..................x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 I know we're all my workers are too go lurchers are going too mums too retire terrier too stay with my girlfriend my cocker too go back too my friend that has is line that's if I drop dead the morn and when I get ferrets back they will be going too my best friend but if all goes tits up every thing is too go too my best friend and he's family Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 All my dogs will be put to sleep Fook me whats that all about do you lot think you fooking viking war lords lol get a grip. Or are you all going to be burnt on funneral pier's in you pick ups. As well. Love to read your wills. Some delusions of grandeur. As you all lye dying and draw your last breadth will it be a glance at your hounds laying at your feet and the clenched fist slowly raised then tillt to the side thumb at the ready then. Pointed down with the last word PUT THEM TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 personaly am getting sailed out my fishing boat stiched into the union jack with the last stitch through my nose with all my treasured possesions strewn about the deck any living creature shall be stood on the key side as i float past . towed out sea the boat shall be set alight to the sound of comfortably numb and let burn as the sun goes down 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 shag mine before i die,................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,555 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 You got me worried no if the good die young im on borrowed time , need to start making plans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 shag mine before i die,................ why am i not shocked by that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cleanspade 3,324 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 my old man died at 47. with the big C, we lived in england up untill a year before he died. and we moved back to scotland. he shifted us all six kids between 9 and 17. my mam was only 38. . he then bought a big alsation pup. and was diagnosed two weeks later. we recon that allthough he couldnt have known, his body wasnt right and he came home to die. he didnt feel strong enough to protect us and thats where the dog came into his mind. best thing he ever did was get that dog and i remember him getting me to bring sheba to the hospital window to see her. it brought a big beaming smile to his face and he said . look after that big dog and it will look after you and that big dog looked after us all , my mam nursed him at home and then took a job nursing. whilst looking after the six of us. and big sheba. times where harder back then but there was fun times as well. i asked the wife and kids what i should do. and they are all agreed that if i try to have any dogs destroyed if i snuff it they will in there words. KILL ME AGAIN . SO ALL MY MUTTS WILL BE SCATTERED AMONGST MY SPROGS. some will still get worked and some wont. i wont be giving a flying fcuk 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 personaly am getting sailed out my fishing boat stiched into the union jack with the last stitch through my nose with all my treasured possesions strewn about the deck any living creature shall be stood on the key side as i float past . towed out sea the boat shall be set alight to the sound of comfortably numb and let burn as the sun goes down I Take It They Still Got Them BIG TUGS on the Mersey . . . Cause it'll tale 1 to Tow You Out 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) isle man sea cat am surfing out bud Edited February 8, 2013 by gonetoearth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 shag mine before i die,................ why am i not shocked by that cus you were already thinking it...............you need help......... still waiting for ya ...........its cold down here ,.you going to be long............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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