marky b 309 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You've got a neck like an Ethiopiapians wrist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 549 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 "You have a face on ya like a well boiled bag of shite!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Face like a Bull Dog P**hin' on an electric fence. Your as much use as mudflaps on a tortoise. When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains, and said 'I'll have a slow one' When they were handing out looks, you thought they said books, and said 'I'll have a scary one' Face like a Bull Dog chewin a wasp. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 got face like its been on firer and someones put it out ten times with a shovel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,160 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 You've got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Youv got a puss like a jar of welks Youv got a puss like a bull dog chawing a wasp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Id rather wear a turbin than a rose Twobob, is that how much your other half charges for a back scuttle? ofcourse not she,s not scottish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Id rather wear a turbin than a rose Twobob, is that how much your other half charges for a back scuttle? ofcourse not she,s not scottish 50p then.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock That makes 2 of us...... I'd rather you were a paki than a scot too 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock That makes 2 of us...... I'd rather you were a paki than a scot too fcuk that the paki,s dont even want him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! I think he is talking to you Baldrick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! I think he is talking to you Baldrick Even then, I can't make sense of that!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I'm gathering it's about the wanking part? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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