stewie 3,387 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! no need for that "pal"........... Just how I feel "ol buddy ol pal" no worries "my friend".............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigadg 5 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 she has got a face like a trod on chip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 you were so ugly as a child you had to have a blacked out incubator.............. when you were a baby every time you cried i would push it that much deeper in ya ma............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamping-lad 160 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 you could give an asprin a headache 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Id rather wear a turbin than a rose Twobob, is that how much your other half charges for a back scuttle? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 your sister! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brambles 3,062 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Feck off ya cow, you've done more turns than Wonder Woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 looks like you have a bad dose of athelte's face. your ma's armpits are that hairy, when she bends over, looks like she got king kong in a head lock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,028 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 had more pricks than a pin cushion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herdwick 52 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You have the social skills of a breeze block and the iq of a fence post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 you could eat an apple through a letterbox with them teeth or a tennis racket ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lady hunter 162 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 your fanny is that hairy,it looks like you have got bob marley in a leg lock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 you as about as much use as a wind sheild wiper on a goats arse hole 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You've got a body like a landslide She looked like 12 pounds of shit squeezed into a 10 pound bag If I had a face that ugly I'd walk on my hands and teach my ass to speak... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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