bob.243 9,839 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 . At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I blame rangers myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 See that animated film, bugs life, that's us. Working all hours to make sure the fat cats table is filled before our own just like the ants and the grasshoppers. Just like the grasshoppers, they know we out number them but are too afraid to do anything about it. We need to recruit some circus bugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 See that animated film, bugs life, that's us. Working all hours to make sure the fat cats table is filled before our own just like the ants and the grasshoppers. Just like the grasshoppers, they know we out number them but are too afraid to do anything about it. We need to recruit some circus bugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samboy 317 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 We should riot like the French do. All we do is moan about things and do nothing about it. Im as bad. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I blame rangers myself lol and so does undi and lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 . At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. WELL THATS THE TORYS FOR YOU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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PeakOil 352 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 . At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. WELL THATS THE TORYS FOR YOU Yeah because New Labour and the Lib Dems would have made things so much better for the peons wouldn't they. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,593 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 The only thing we get free is sex unless your LAB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 . At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. WELL THATS THE TORYS FOR YOU Yeah because New Labour and the Lib Dems would have made things so much better for the peons wouldn't they. MAGGIE THACHER thats when it got worse new labour was just more torrys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,100 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 What you socialists fail to see is that in order to have the socialist dream you want then you need LOTS of tax !!!!.......trouble is I can't see the free market libertarians from all the socialists now days?......blue socialists, red socialists and yellow socialists. I have said it before, if we only had to pay for the basic things that a government should provide the tax rate would be a flat 5p in the pound without having to have any stealth taxes......everything else is socialist jewellery ! We are working nearly 7 months for the government !! How is that " fair" or right?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,100 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 no i didnt but i think alot of others did :yes: I will admit I did, or at least that's what I hoped for......got to admit, how wrong was I !! What we have got is more of the same and no choice to change to something better because the voting system has been rigged so that the better choices can never win a seat. I hoped to get another Maggie, what I got was a cheap Tony Blair impersonator ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,519 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 there isnt a labour party any more only in name no difference between tory/labour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 yeh both socialist Taxes and more bloody taxes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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