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A man buys a lie-detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner:

 

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

 

Son: At school. (robot slaps son)

 

Son: Okay I went to the movies!

 

Dad: Which one?

 

Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again)

 

Son: Okay, I was watching porn.

 

... Dad: What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)

 

Mum: Hahahahahahaha After all he is your son (robot slaps mum)

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