pip1968 2,490 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 what gets wetter as it dry,s feel free to add any you know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 A towel... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 towel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 spot on did you google it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 no rememberd it from 1936 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,247 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 a cloud lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 no rememberd it from 1936 forgot me age there must be alzimers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 a man lives on the top floor of a block of flats he gets in the lift every morning and goes to work on returning from work he gets in the lift but has to get out half way and walk up the stairs why Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 no rememberd it from 1936 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 a man lives on the top floor of a block of flats he gets in the lift every morning and goes to work on returning from work he gets in the lift but has to get out half way and walk up the stairs why Dwarf...cant reach button to his floor........i thank you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 2 midgets win the lotto so hit the town to celebrate they cop for two prostitutes and take them back to the hotel they had 2 seperate rooms that were next to each other.one of the midgets was well into his stride with brass he had whe he heard his mate next door shouting 123 huh 123 huh 123 huh what was he doing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me Nothing will matter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 cant live without it cant hold it in your hand cuts through steel what is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 cant live without it cant hold it in your hand cuts through steel what is it? Oxygen? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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