darkie 143 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me. he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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pip1968 2,490 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me. he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry. used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest bullterrier Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me. he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry. used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry they always nicking them john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me. he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry. used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry they always nicking them john where u from john pm me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,378 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Arr Malt you naughty boy stealing this and passing it off as your own on fookbook :laugh: Edited July 19, 2012 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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