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a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me.

he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry.

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a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me.

he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry.

used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry :D
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a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me.

he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry.

used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry :D

:yes: they always nicking them :thumbs: john
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a young woman whos down on her luck climbs on to a bridge in portsmouth ,preparing to kill herself,when a handsome young sailor reaches out and grabs her arm,saving her life.let me die she says ive got nothing to live for,i tell you what says the sailor im on a ship bound for australia, ill smuggle you on board and you can start a new life in oz ,come on he says youve got nothing to lose.so he smuggles her on board and everyday he brings her food and a bottle of wine,one thing leads to another and soon there making love every night.2 weeks later she is found by the captain making a routine inspection,whats going on here he says,the young woman decides to be honest ive been smuggled on board to start a new life in australia she says and the hansome sailor is screwing me.

he certainly is says the captain ,this is the isle of white ferry.

used to tell the same joke years ago but it was on the mersey ferry :D

:yes: they always nicking them :thumbs: john

where u from john pm me :thumbs:
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