albert64 1,882 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 yeah and their always really angry i pointed at one the other day and he lost it the little f****r started chasing the van i was crying laughing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Wish I had been there Albert. I really do never seen one run before! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
netrigger 605 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 This Wee Fellah's sound as a pound ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Heres a wee story for you then mate......i reckon you would have pished yourself laughing....... Years back there was a dwarf/midget whatever you call them that went to the dugs......wee davie i think his name was? Anyway they done a charity night to race round the track. Think everyone started at the 300 boxes and he started on the last bend. Everybody was winding him up saying he was going to fall before the line and he did... ...splat right on his face infront of everycunt. I remember my Dad saying it was funny as f**k.,... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Lmao@lab f**k I'd have paid 500 quid to see that.should have strapped him to the hare rail lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Lmao@lab f**k I'd have paid 500 quid to see that.should have strapped him to the hare rail lol ... I think they raised quite a bit..............wish i had seen myself... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 i thought you and your wee pal went every where together lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,684 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Used to one in my town when we was 17 ish and he would park his little BMX bike outside the boozer.....we always hung it from a road sign and spend many happy halfs hours watching him jump up and down like a little jack in the box trying to get it down.....great times 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Don't take the piss out of retarded midgets, it's not big and it's not clever 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Used to one in my town when we was 17 ish and he would park his little BMX bike outside the boozer.....we always hung it from a road sign and spend many happy halfs hours watching him jump up and down like a little jack in the box trying to get it down.....great times Hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I run into a midget with my car today. He got out and said "I am not happy"; then I said, well than which dwarf are you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Me and my cousins boyfriend who I used to work with once got robbed by one, he left a perfectly good washing machine on his drive and a midget pulled up and asked if it was scrap, we said no and he waddled back over to his van and parked up a bit down the road. We thought nothing of it and left. Came back ten mins later and it was gone, the midget Cnut had lifted it haha Lowlife! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,684 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Me and my cousins boyfriend who I used to work with once got robbed by one, he left a perfectly good washing machine on his drive and a midget pulled up and asked if it was scrap, we said no and he waddled back over to his van and parked up a bit down the road. We thought nothing of it and left. Came back ten mins later and it was gone, the midget Cnut had lifted it haha Lowlife! Hahaha....just had a vision of a washing machine going down the road with a wee pair of legs poking out underneath it !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Heres a wee story for you then mate......i reckon you would have pished yourself laughing....... Years back there was a dwarf/midget whatever you call them that went to the dugs......wee davie i think his name was? Anyway they done a charity night to race round the track. Think everyone started at the 300 boxes and he started on the last bend. Everybody was winding him up saying he was going to fall before the line and he did... ...splat right on his face infront of everycunt. I remember my Dad saying it was funny as f**k.,... used to be a down syndrome midget that hung aboot ashfield dugs when we was younger, he was alwats dressed as a copper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Lol got the same image, thieving wee troll lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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