poacher3161 1,766 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Del, there is a story behind that sloth. After being captured by local tribesman and sold as a sex toy to a wealthy Lithuanian buisnessman "Pedro", tired of being violated and having his back fur used as a kleenex after sorid late night sessions where drink, drugs and endless bowls of werthers originals were passed around, "Pedro" woke up to find the boundries had been exceeded, somebody had given him a basin hairstyle!!! This was the proverbrial straw that broke the camels back and after paying a fee of 100 euros "Pedro" was allowed to stow away in a roadies truck after the band Dexys Midnight Runners had performed a sell out concert to 1,233 people in the captial Vilnius, it was a concern that the authorities on the borders would notice the awfull animal type smell and the game would be up, but luckily enough the police were well aware of Dexys pugent aroma. "Pedro" crossed seven countries in four days and eventually found himself working as a nutritional advisor for a well known health food store, he later graduated with honours from Oxford University before a late night booze induced street fight cost him his life................. You smokeing the same shit as ratreeper. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,916 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Del, there is a story behind that sloth. After being captured by local tribesman and sold as a sex toy to a wealthy Lithuanian buisnessman "Pedro", tired of being violated and having his back fur used as a kleenex after sorid late night sessions where drink, drugs and endless bowls of werthers originals were passed around, "Pedro" woke up to find the boundries had been exceeded, somebody had given him a basin hairstyle!!! This was the proverbrial straw that broke the camels back and after paying a fee of 100 euros "Pedro" was allowed to stow away in a roadies truck after the band Dexys Midnight Runners had performed a sell out concert to 1,233 people in the captial Vilnius, it was a concern that the authorities on the borders would notice the awfull animal type smell and the game would be up, but luckily enough the police were well aware of Dexys pugent aroma. "Pedro" crossed seven countries in four days and eventually found himself working as a nutritional advisor for a well known health food store, he later graduated with honours from Oxford University before a late night booze induced street fight cost him his life................. You smokeing the same shit as ratreeper. :laugh: Dell, here is a pic of Ratreeper 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Come on lab you cant get a labrador to retrive let alone train a stoat or cheetah to hunt ATB Cookie I got one to do it once................i was chuffed to bits..... deer legs dont count Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 A french bloke trained a pig to the gun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Come on lab you cant get a labrador to retrive let alone train a stoat or cheetah to hunt ATB Cookie I got one to do it once................i was chuffed to bits..... deer legs dont count That wasn't a leg that was a whole deer.............and i really cant put that down too a retrieve, more like the dog panicked when the deer got stuck in its throat...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Del, there is a story behind that sloth. After being captured by local tribesman and sold as a sex toy to a wealthy Lithuanian buisnessman "Pedro", tired of being violated and having his back fur used as a kleenex after sorid late night sessions where drink, drugs and endless bowls of werthers originals were passed around, "Pedro" woke up to find the boundries had been exceeded, somebody had given him a basin hairstyle!!! This was the proverbrial straw that broke the camels back and after paying a fee of 100 euros "Pedro" was allowed to stow away in a roadies truck after the band Dexys Midnight Runners had performed a sell out concert to 1,233 people in the captial Vilnius, it was a concern that the authorities on the borders would notice the awfull animal type smell and the game would be up, but luckily enough the police were well aware of Dexys pugent aroma. "Pedro" crossed seven countries in four days and eventually found himself working as a nutritional advisor for a well known health food store, he later graduated with honours from Oxford University before a late night booze induced street fight cost him his life................. You smokeing the same shit as ratreeper. :laugh: Dell, here is a pic of Ratreeper Put a baseball cap on it and it would be the double of some of the pot smokeing scroats that hang around the shops near me . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me i've known of pitbulls killing large male baboons very over-rated animal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 my feet really smell 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me i've known of pitbulls killing large male baboons very over-rated animal. Over rated in what sense lol it's a f*****g monkey of sorts , not a gladiator 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me i've known of pitbulls killing large male baboons very over-rated animal. Over rated in what sense lol it's a f*****g monkey of sorts , not a gladiator John Fashanu??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ideation 8,217 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me i've known of pitbulls killing large male baboons very over-rated animal. Over rated in what sense lol it's a f*****g monkey of sorts , not a gladiator Although i get the impression judge has watched a video of everything killing everything else, on the internet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me i've known of pitbulls killing large male baboons very over-rated animal. Over rated in what sense lol it's a f*****g monkey of sorts , not a gladiator Although i get the impression judge has watched a video of everything killing everything else, on the internet. If its been killed, shagged or interfered with you can guarentee that he's watched it on the internet mate................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Lol Aye even the pine martins aren't safe from his blood lust. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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