rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 COB??? that's cystitis and overactive bladder, or close of business....so basically you go in the chippy, piss yourself and then demand for the building to be closed down immediately Feck off mate, this is a cob: exactly, and that knob wants chips on that f'cker! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 its a bread cake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 its a bread cake. f'ck me, now I've heard it all! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 here's a question for you then.....and no offence to those it offends :laugh: if you were just about to go in for brain surgery, and when introduced to your surgeon it became apparent he had a broad brummy accent, would you be worried? you can't imagine a judge or something like that being a brummy can you? No.....i imagine Judge as a f*****g dummy...... Gnasher...........Treacle.... .......if you say Faaackin 'ell instead of f*****g hell theres something wrong with you......... Obsessed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty Although here it's chip cob and bacon butty. Everything else is a cob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty Although here it's chip cob and bacon butty. Everything else is a cob. you pair want cobbing off the edge of a pier until you learning to speak properly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty Although here it's chip cob and bacon butty. Everything else is a cob. you pair want cobbing off the edge of a pier until you learning to speak properly! 'Learn' old chap..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty Although here it's chip cob and bacon butty. Everything else is a cob. you pair want cobbing off the edge of a pier until you learning to speak properly! 'Learn' old chap..... I'll join you on the edge of the pier I think! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,663 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) Well would you adam and eve it ive just got off the dog to a..............sorry.......would you believe it,ive just got off the phone to an old scouser pal of mine and get this.....according to him,up there its neither a cob or a roll.......................its a .......................wait for it........................bin lid ....or.............................nudger dependant on what type of ROLL...........................theres some funny fuckers about ! Edited January 10, 2012 by gnasher16 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Well would you adam and eve it ive just got off the dog to a..............sorry.......would you believe it,ive just got off the phone to an old scouser pal of mine and get this.....according to him,up there its neither a cob or a roll.......................its a .......................wait for it........................bin lid ....or.............................nudger dependant on what type of ROLL...........................theres some funny fuckers about ! I thought scousers call their kids bin lids? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 aint a cob a horse, up in the real mans country that is glasgow, they all get called rolls, unless its sliced bread, an then its a peice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,663 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 I thought scousers call their kids bin lids? No straight up.....he reckons a big round soft roll is a bin lid........and them long sausage shaped rolls are called nudgers !!...............when he started on about cob loafs i put the phone down !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 My dorris is a scouser and she reccons a bread bun is called a balm cake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,663 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Cockney rhyming slang is fine on a cockney, but it does my head in when a non cockney starts doing it, a bloke I work with does it all the time and he's from feckin Bala I agree with that....me and my pals rant on it wouldnt make sense to anyone from somewhere else....same as northerners probably have your own words for things that wouldnt make sense to me........i go to footie all round the country but wouldnt dream of carrying on in our own lingo outside London that would just be disrespectful............funny though when you go in a petrol station up north and the bird behind the checkout says " hiya ducky "...............down here a ducky is a poof !......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 its a f*****g roll lol Not in Aberdeen it's not, that's something different again! they have thier own language up there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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