gnasher16 29,664 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 here's a question for you then.....and no offence to those it offends :laugh: if you were just about to go in for brain surgery, and when introduced to your surgeon it became apparent he had a broad brummy accent, would you be worried? you can't imagine a judge or something like that being a brummy can you? Ol man.....they sound dosey as arseholes he would probably have a racthet and wheel brace in his hand !..................i often wonder how they,re women sound during sex i think id have to just get off and knock one out instead....thats one repulsive accent for sure. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 id more concerned if the dr was a paki,than someone with a brummie accent lol i like most brit accents tbh pleasant change listening to diffrent ones. like the scouse accent proper scouse not that harry enfield shit. even the londoners is ok. got an uncle from london. battersea heard it was pretty rough,but a nicer old guy you could meet. feel sorry fir him my aunt hen pecks him. her i cant stand lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 id more concerned if the dr was a paki,than someone with a brummie accent lol Well if he was a paki theres every chance he,s a brummie ......no i wouldnt fancy having my lid opened up by a brain surgeon who calls a roll a cob or a roundabout an island .........................id imagine him getting in there and saying " bostin theres the brain " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 I reccon Tractor Boy is ace, right funny. :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 id more concerned if the dr was a paki,than someone with a brummie accent lol Well if he was a paki theres every chance he,s a brummie ......no i wouldnt fancy having my lid opened up by a brain surgeon who calls a roll a cob or a roundabout an island .........................id imagine him getting in there and saying " bostin theres the brain " Could be worse Gnash, could be lying there with a severe head trauma & some bloke stood over you saying: "Cor blimey Guv'nor, what 'ave we got in 'ere? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! Look lively lads, or this bloke'll be up the apples and pears quick smartish!! Step in timmee!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 id more concerned if the dr was a paki,than someone with a brummie accent lol Well if he was a paki theres every chance he,s a brummie ......no i wouldnt fancy having my lid opened up by a brain surgeon who calls a roll a cob or a roundabout an island .........................id imagine him getting in there and saying " bostin theres the brain " Could be worse Gnash, could be lying there with a severe head trauma & some bloke stood over you saying: "Cor blimey Guv'nor, what 'ave we got in 'ere? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! Look lively lads, or this bloke'll be up the apples and pears quick smartish!! Step in timmee!!!" :laugh: I'm rolling here malt! haha I went to school with a few lads that sounded like that tractor boy. He sounds a twat and is putting it on a bit thick but it's a very rural leic/lincs youths accent. PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Cockney rhyming slang is fine on a cockney, but it does my head in when a non cockney starts doing it, a bloke I work with does it all the time and he's from feckin Bala Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Regional differences are fecking mad considering we're all supposed to talk the same language! I'll never forget the conversation I had the first time I ever served a Northern holidaymaker when I had a holiday job in a chippie as a teenager.. "Can I 'ave chips an a barm please?" "Sorry?" "Chips an a barm.." "Chips and a what?" "A barm.." "Don't think we sell those mate, sorry.." "Y'know, a barm cake!" (makes circular motion with fingers) "We don't sell cakes, sorry mate.." (Points at a bread roll..) "Why didn't you say you wanted a bread roll then in the first place then?!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Regional differences are fecking mad considering we're all supposed to talk the same language! I'll never forget the conversation I had the first time I ever served a Northern holidaymaker when I had a holiday job in a chippie as a teenager.. "Can I 'ave chips an a barm please?" "Sorry?" "Chips an a barm.." "Chips and a what?" "A barm.." "Don't think we sell those mate, sorry.." "Y'know, a barm cake!" (makes circular motion with fingers) "We don't sell cakes, sorry mate.." (Points at a bread roll..) "Why didn't you say you wanted a bread roll then in the first place then?!" must have been a right cabbage, everyone knows it's a batch! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Regional differences are fecking mad considering we're all supposed to talk the same language! I'll never forget the conversation I had the first time I ever served a Northern holidaymaker when I had a holiday job in a chippie as a teenager.. "Can I 'ave chips an a barm please?" "Sorry?" "Chips an a barm.." "Chips and a what?" "A barm.." "Don't think we sell those mate, sorry.." "Y'know, a barm cake!" (makes circular motion with fingers) "We don't sell cakes, sorry mate.." (Points at a bread roll..) "Why didn't you say you wanted a bread roll then in the first place then?!" must have been a right cabbage, everyone knows it's a batch! I'd have called it a bap myself! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Regional differences are fecking mad considering we're all supposed to talk the same language! I'll never forget the conversation I had the first time I ever served a Northern holidaymaker when I had a holiday job in a chippie as a teenager.. "Can I 'ave chips an a barm please?" "Sorry?" "Chips an a barm.." "Chips and a what?" "A barm.." "Don't think we sell those mate, sorry.." "Y'know, a barm cake!" (makes circular motion with fingers) "We don't sell cakes, sorry mate.." (Points at a bread roll..) "Why didn't you say you wanted a bread roll then in the first place then?!" must have been a right cabbage, everyone knows it's a batch! I'd have called it a bap myself! lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty Edited January 10, 2012 by the_stig 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 its a f*****g roll lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 its a f*****g roll lol Not in Aberdeen it's not, that's something different again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 PS Gnash, a cobs a fecking cob! Rolls are for posh feckers! lol Regional differences are fecking mad considering we're all supposed to talk the same language! I'll never forget the conversation I had the first time I ever served a Northern holidaymaker when I had a holiday job in a chippie as a teenager.. "Can I 'ave chips an a barm please?" "Sorry?" "Chips an a barm.." "Chips and a what?" "A barm.." "Don't think we sell those mate, sorry.." "Y'know, a barm cake!" (makes circular motion with fingers) "We don't sell cakes, sorry mate.." (Points at a bread roll..) "Why didn't you say you wanted a bread roll then in the first place then?!" must have been a right cabbage, everyone knows it's a batch! I'd have called it a bap myself! lets get the fecker right its a COB always as been always will ...unless you have chips in it then its a butty COB??? that's cystitis and overactive bladder, or close of business....so basically you go in the chippy, piss yourself and then demand for the building to be closed down immediately Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 COB??? that's cystitis and overactive bladder, or close of business....so basically you go in the chippy, piss yourself and then demand for the building to be closed down immediately Feck off mate, this is a cob: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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