THLpatrick 555 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Lets here your most embarrsing memories, or depest secret from any age, should be a good laugh.! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 I would rather chew my left arm off than share them on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 went to a lurcher and terrier show about 20 odd years ago and entered my little bitch,when she was being inspected she bit one of the judges,dont know why she did it but it was so embarrassing at the time i didnt no what the other entrants thought,but i didnt hang around to ask them tho,oh by the way she came last Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THLpatrick 555 Posted October 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 chew your left arm of simmo, im needing some entertaining! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 when i was about 15 me my brother and my sister shared a laptop,one night i 'used' the laptop for about half an hour in my room. i later found out my sister was speaking to her friends on webcam not long before and had only switched users and not logged off and 3 of them where still watching . not the most embarrassing thing i've done but the worst i'll admit to. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Most people think I am a 39 year old white man who lives in Dundee.......... called Matt..... My name is actually Clarence, I am a gay , black, homeless, one legged monkey trainer from Nigeria....... My secret is that I actually keep my loose change down my pants , so the other homeless one legged monkey trainers cant find it............ it gets a bit uncomfortable at times though...... Especially in the cold.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 my finger slipped up my arse when i was wiping it and i like it :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
00taz11 39 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 when i was about 15 me my brother and my sister shared a laptop,one night i 'used' the laptop for about half an hour in my room. i later found out my sister was speaking to her friends on webcam not long before and had only switched users and not logged off and 3 of them where still watching . not the most embarrassing thing i've done but the worst i'll admit to. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: has to be the best story av read on here did they ever speak to you after it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 my finger slipped up my arse when i was wiping it and i like it :laugh: :laugh: some secrets should never be told,i guess you just slipped up,literally Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveS.Yorks 161 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 when i was about 15 me my brother and my sister shared a laptop,one night i 'used' the laptop for about half an hour in my room. i later found out my sister was speaking to her friends on webcam not long before and had only switched users and not logged off and 3 of them where still watching . not the most embarrassing thing i've done but the worst i'll admit to. Doubt anyone can top that Blan Best i can do is my vasectomy,i went still well pissed from the night before and was releived when the nurse turned out to be about 60,i got the gown on and she said to follow her and she took me down to the room,when i walked in it was f****n training day and there were 4 young nurses with the doctor,well what with the beer and nerves,it helped a bit when one of them held it out of the way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 I was the Milk Tray man..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 I was the Milk Tray man..... i was the milky bar kid,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 when i was about 15 me my brother and my sister shared a laptop,one night i 'used' the laptop for about half an hour in my room. i later found out my sister was speaking to her friends on webcam not long before and had only switched users and not logged off and 3 of them where still watching . not the most embarrassing thing i've done but the worst i'll admit to. :laugh: gutted! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Lets here your most embarrsing memories, or depest secret from any age, should be a good laugh.! i think you got captured pulling the head off it while looking at old pics of your aunty Doris Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 This kind of fits in with the theme although it wasn't me that was humiliated. When I lived with my ex wife and her kids (son of 17, daughter of 13), we had quite a big three storey house so it wasn't always possible to hear everything that was going on throughout the house. One day we noticed that her daughter suddenly started wanting to stay at home whenever we went anywhere, we sort of assumed it was cos she was a teenager so was embarrassed or whatever. But one day we went to go to the shop and she stayed at home as usual........only this time I'd forgotten my debit card so we had to go back. I went in and wasn't being particularly quiet or anything and as I got to the middle floor (card was in my slacks on the bedroom floor) I heard a wierd sound, couldn't quite work out what it was but as I went up the second set of stairs it was getting louder, went into the bedroom and the noise was coming from the en suite, went round the corner and there she was....her daughter friggin herself off with MY electric toothbrush!!!! Bizarrely (although not out of character at all!!!), my ex wife said it was my fault for not making it known that I was entering the room!!!! f'ck me that one is a nutcase! Can you imagine anything more mortifying for a 13 year old girl though??? she didn't come out of her room for about a week!!!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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