stroller 341 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Got 30 newly made oak pegs for my nets from a carpenter mate yesterday chuffed to bits with them.Took them out of my work bag and left them in the kitchen in a plastic bag with the thought to drill them and attach them to the nets after work. Came back in from work this afternoon to find the missus with her feet up in front of the log fire. " Darling says i have you seen that bag with my new pegs in?" "Where did you leave them says she?" "In the kitchen says i" a long silence follows " i thought they were sticks to start the fire!" "Oh for fucks sake says i!!!!" and get this it works out it was my fault she had burned them!!!!......... and any way who uses 30 sticks to start a fire!!! 2 Quote Link to post
paulus 26 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 its always your fault its been my fault for 26 years :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
martnmagik 68 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 my other half did a similar thing with some old collectors comics of mine last year wich is why everything i want to keep from her stays in MY shed Quote Link to post
paulus 26 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 my other half did a similar thing with some old collectors comics of mine last year wich is why everything i want to keep from her stays in MY shed going to put a logburner in mine Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 If it keep her warm and off your back, then its a small loss, but on the other hand, she may expect you to chop her a bag of sticks every evening Quote Link to post
muddy210 34 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 you want to count yourself lucky she can light a fire mine would have the house going aswell lol 1 Quote Link to post
MickyB 327 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 (edited) can you cook? if so divorce might be on the menu Edited October 23, 2011 by MickyB Quote Link to post
max abell 198 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 30 burnt pegs is a small price to keep the missus happy Quote Link to post
dougie_s410k 1 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Haha that has made my morning! Try leaving a couple of dead rabbits in bags next time! You may come home to lovely cooked meal and the rest prepared and in the freezer! If Carlsberg made an ideal wife... That would be the one lol Quote Link to post
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