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9 year old kids that think they are better and above it all.

 

People that correct other peoples English on forums.

 

People with terrible English.

 

People that use 'rescue' as a status symbol for their dog.

 

Men that think 'fancy a shag' classes as foreplay.

 

Canadians!! :tongue2:

well i cant beleive a lady would come out with fancy a shag on a shooting forum :huh::laugh::yes:

 

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rap music what a crock of shit that is

whos richard, why hate him?

fcuker smoking in car with a baby in a car seat in the back

Too many to mention but my main one would be people who buck to the latest trend no matter how stupid it makes them look.....

Middle aged women walking slowly along the street with all their gym get up on swinging their arms as if they are walking much faster than they actually are ( power walking i think they call it ) :censored:

Waiters/Waitresses who give you your meal and then say " enjoy " instead of enjoy your meal :censored:

And the worst one of all that i could easily break open a mans skull..............blokes who call another man " fella " instead of mate :censored: ............all cringeworthy wannabe trendiness that make my teeth grate !!!

 

Oh,and people with obese dogs.

come on fella me dog loves to eat :victory:

 

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people who say congrats instead of congratulations (ffs if your going to say it, say it right)

people who give you a weak handshake (untrustworthy)

jedward

while waiting at junctions and oncoming driver turning in without indicating.

kyle lafferty.

fat pets.

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a few more;

fat people, fat dogs, guys who want a relationship, people who think that im their friend just because i have a few drinks with them. a certain skank that tryed to manipulate me into leaving my hubby for her.

ginger people ugh!

fake tan

fake tits

hairy men

all of my parents dachshunds

pigs

antis, horsey people, tweed, muslims, south africans, nigerians, polish.

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a few more;

fat people, fat dogs, guys who want a relationship, people who think that im their friend just because i have a few drinks with them. a certain skank that tryed to manipulate me into leaving my hubby for her.

ginger people ugh!

fake tan

fake tits

hairy men

all of my parents dachshunds

pigs

antis, horsey people, tweed, muslims, south africans, nigerians, polish.

You really are a 'gem aren't you.....?.. ;)

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also;

westlife, jedward, daniel odonnel, mike denver, football, hurling, the bog, sheep, chihuarussels

Oh you've just went and f****d it all up..... :censored:

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a few more;

fat people, fat dogs, guys who want a relationship, people who think that im their friend just because i have a few drinks with them. a certain skank that tryed to manipulate me into leaving my hubby for her.

ginger people ugh!

fake tan

fake tits

hairy men

all of my parents dachshunds

pigs

antis, horsey people, tweed, muslims, south africans, nigerians, polish.

You really are a 'gem aren't you.....?.. ;)

 

:laugh: couple of guys i used to know really thought i was in some kind of relationship with them and that id runaway with them

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Seem to have touched a nerve. Being English is a great asset of mine along with my extremely good looks but if the only thing I dislike about Scotland is the people in it then I'm on a winner.

 

THE TROUBLE WITH SCOTLAND, IS IT'S FULL OF SCOTS.

 

Look, I've served in a Scottish regiment for 4 years, been afghan twice and served along side some of the best soldiers the army has to offer. My best mates are scottish, I'm getting married in Scotland IN A KILT and I'll continue to live in scotland until I'm 6 feet under. It's a great place, great people and te quality of life is better than south of the border. All this 'English are cnuts' is stupid because face to face I'm just the same

As you. You can't imagine how hard it is going through some of the toughest training around along with Scottish lads and being the only English guy there. You take some abuse but it's the fact that you can take it and stand up to the Scottish sense of humour which makes you one of them.

 

Don't be so bitter pal. It happened years ago and I'm sorry :thumbs:

 

Rake- I can get you a pair of then trainers? Better than them brown shoes you had on! You will feel young again an [bANNED TEXT] it innit blud

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9 year old kids that think they are better and above it all.

 

People that correct other peoples English on forums.

 

People with terrible English.

 

People that use 'rescue' as a status symbol for their dog.

 

Men that think 'fancy a shag' classes as foreplay.

 

Canadians!! :tongue2:

well i cant beleive a lady would come out with fancy a shag on a shooting forum :huh::laugh::yes:

 

paul

 

She's a lot of things but she ain't no lady! :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

People who don't say thank you when you hold a door for them.

Men who open doors, charge through them and expect you to just 'keep up' :nono:

People who allow their children to become obese.

Men in flip flops. 'Tis ok round the house but not cool out in public.

Anybody from the BNP.

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Seem to have touched a nerve. Being English is a great asset of mine along with my extremely good looks but if the only thing I dislike about Scotland is the people in it then I'm on a winner.

 

THE TROUBLE WITH SCOTLAND, IS IT'S FULL OF SCOTS.

 

Look, I've served in a Scottish regiment for 4 years, been afghan twice and served along side some of the best soldiers the army has to offer. My best mates are scottish, I'm getting married in Scotland IN A KILT and I'll continue to live in scotland until I'm 6 feet under. It's a great place, great people and te quality of life is better than south of the border. All this 'English are cnuts' is stupid because face to face I'm just the same

As you. You can't imagine how hard it is going through some of the toughest training around along with Scottish lads and being the only English guy there. You take some abuse but it's the fact that you can take it and stand up to the Scottish sense of humour which makes you one of them.

 

Don't be so bitter pal. It happened years ago and I'm sorry :thumbs:

 

Rake- I can get you a pair of then trainers? Better than them brown shoes you had on! You will feel young again an [bANNED TEXT] it innit blud

 

Don't blame the Scots, it's not their fault you're English.. :thumbs::laugh:

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