the night hunter 130 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Face like a spat out toffe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the night hunter 130 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 (bad teeth) you could eat an apple through a tennis racket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 your mrs is so fat when she wears high heel's she strikes oil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 you have a face like you have been shot with your own shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You,ll never be the man your mother was Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 One that Jo54 has heard a few times...."That looks like a penis.........only smaller" and "That looks like an egg in a birds nest"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 One that Jo54 has heard a few times...."That looks like a penis.........only smaller" and "That looks like an egg in a birds nest"..... Another one for Joe.....," get tae f**k yer no parking that f*****g thing there!!!"... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2434me 13 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Youre about as much good as a flat battery in an Ann summers shop! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junior 267 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 stop standing about like a spare prick at a hoes wedding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 last time I saw a face like that, it was sniffing bags at the airport. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 You shouldn't be drinking on an empty head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mac 30 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 "If you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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