strange sayings

[B.P.R 2,798]

'i can't believe this'

 

Where's mum going- timbuktwo

[martnmagik 68]

was once told by a teacher....you wouldnt know how to behave if it slapped you in the face boyo... wtf did that mean?

[rob190364 2,594]

was once told by a teacher....you wouldnt know how to behave if it slapped you in the face boyo... wtf did that mean?

you've reminded me of another one...."you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute".....I was a bit worried they could see the first signs of a stroke or something!

[B.P.R 2,798]

My old man was cutting logs and decided to make himself a cutting horse. An hour later he shouted me asking me to come and have a look at how it works. Proud as punch he was. So loads the log on he starts chainsawing, the strap holding the legs snapped and the horse collapsed flat. The bottom edge of wood slid right down my dads shin. He was limping about on one leg and I was double in laughter. He said 'WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU LAUGHING AT SOFT LAD' Hahahaaha

[rob190364 2,594]

If my dad was talking about something that was highly unlikely to happen, like for instance we were expecting my sister round at 1pm (she is always late), he would say "I'll show my ar$e in woollies window if she's here at 1 o clock".......he was devestated when woollies went bust! he had nowhere to threated to display his hairy white ar$e!

[martnmagik 68]

and another.....you couldnt tell your arse from your elbow

[Blooded 62]

When someone's hungry and they say "I could eat something nice", as if you would ever want something f*cking vile.

[RossM 8,149]

gettin a clip round the ear and askin "what was that for?" comes the reply "nothing see what ye get for something!!" lol

[paulus 26]

when the niggers were fighting the blacks that was 40 years ago must have been a psychic bless him

[TOMO 28,520]

if thi cant fate, gera big at

 

translated ...... if you cant fight , get a big hat,,,,,, feck knows what it reals means,, i always presumed it ment , you could hide under a big hat, if you wernt much good ith your fists

[the_stig 6,614]

my old fella used to look at me n me brother shake his head and say -- sheeps brains .. we smashed the kitchen window with a football he ranted that we should get down the butchers for a couple of sheeps brains ..

Edited September 19, 2011 by the_stig

[reality 6]

heres one me old mush called me .suv dice

[Millet 4,497]

My mother used to say.. you would laugh if your arse was on fire..i would not laugh if any of me was on fire i would be screaming like a baby..

[cheesegreater 61]

whats for dinner ma " shite wi sugar on it "

[RossM 8,149]

whats for dinner ma " shite wi sugar on it "

 

 

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i remembered this one last night and thought i better put that on in the morning! ye beat me to it!!