rob190364 2,594 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) My mate who is a footballer playing for a lower league team (who shall remain nameless) was out with us in town a couple of years back and I witnessed the following: CB ( ) approaches a portly girl outside the pub - "Can I bum you?" Portly Girl - "Yes" CB and portly girl go to side of pub and she 'gets him ready' and then he bums her infront of us all. There are some classy chicks where I come from!!!! By the way, it was early in the night and the girl hadn't even had a drink yet! Anyone got any other good chat up stories? whether they worked or not. Edited May 20, 2011 by rob190364 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,220 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Chat up lines........you name it.......they have all been tryed on me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 "Get in the back of the f*****g van or i'll stick you" Seems to work fine for Judge 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 "Get in the back of the f*****g van or i'll stick you" Seems to work fine for Judge what the hell do you do with Judge in the back of your van??? :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scalesntails 118 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Spent 3 months in Thailand. Every womans first question to me was "Why you come Thailand". I always replied "I'm looking for a wife". :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 judge is a very sweet boy and would jump straight in without you asking him to can honestly say never used a chat up line, i do have to carry round a stick dipped in shite though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Spent 3 months in Thailand. Every womans first question to me was "Why you come Thailand". I always replied "I'm looking for a wife". :whistling: I know someone who's been to thailand for a mucky holiday, basically spent every day with prozzies, 5 quid a night and they do it because it's better than sharing a bed with 10 of their family....and they cater for EVERY need. I really don't know why I go to Rhyl for my holiday every year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 For the record, i was suggesting that it worked fine for judge when HE was trying to seduce the ladiiiiiies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I tend to surround myself with folk who make me look more attractive........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Come here love just sniff my hanky. Does that smell like Chloroform to you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buch 145 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) I was in a Latino style club in london some were and had had quite a few bevvies. Trying to get into this lass and was chatting for abit, she said to me "Im not a latino you know, im turkish" she was pretty decent looking so i wasnt to bothered and i quickly replied with "ahhh thats pretty cool cause i love kebabs". Needless to say i stumbled home on my own that night ... Edited May 20, 2011 by Buch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I tend to surround myself with folk who make me look more attractive........ That must be a challenge in itself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshhound2 20 Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 earth tells topnotch all the time "is that a mirror in your pants? because i can see my face in it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 It use to be "Can I have your autograph.......pleasssssse, I'll do anything" Looking back that was just fecking cool, but now I can only about it! Unfortunately we begin to age and simmer down Those were really "The Days" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 earth tells topnotch all the time "is that a mirror in your pants? because i can see my face in it" i often see the reflection of my face in you big fat sweaty arse when you rarely use the shovel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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