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had my works do last saturday, ye i know a bit late :doh: but i started at 1230 and had 6 pints then got to the actual do had 8 bottles of stella as their pints were :censored: Got back to town and carried on in the clubs probably had another 6 bottles of wkds as i was feeling a bit dehydrated from the 4 jagerbombs that i had in the first club, finally fell through my front door at 6AM and woke up at midday fresh as a daisy, well until tea time when the hangover truly kicked in :sick:

 

 

You drink WKD . . . . . .are you a 13 year old girl? :tongue2:

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I believe your not normal

You fanny

Some of you chaps wont be drawing your old age pensions

When I was out in town before my daughter was born I'd drink stella till I get sick of it and then start on the vodka, 2 doubles and one can of redbull to dilute them every trip to the bar with possibly a few aftershocks in between till 4 or 5 in the morning and then wonder why I was in the bad books the next day? I call it smirnoff induced schitsophrenia :whistling:

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When I was out in town before my daughter was born I'd drink stella till I get sick of it and then start on the vodka, 2 doubles and one can of redbull to dilute them every trip to the bar with possibly a few aftershocks in between till 4 or 5 in the morning and then wonder why I was in the bad books the next day? I call it smirnoff induced schitsophrenia :whistling:

 

 

Grand stuff for inducing heart palpitations, eh ? :tongue2:

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I've never kept count.

 

I never drink in the house, I really don't get anything out of drinking by myself, I'm not one of them who could stand in the boozer drinking by myself, but I do enjoy a good piss up down the pub with me mates. I rarely drink in the week, and I really don't like drinking in front of my kids. But of a Friday I'll be in the pub and my missus wont expect to see me until 6 Saturday morning :alcoholic: , How much I drink when I'm out during that time? F*ck knows? Loads.

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I've never kept count.

 

I never drink in the house, I really don't get anything out of drinking by myself, I'm not one of them who could stand in the boozer drinking by myself, but I do enjoy a good piss up down the pub with me mates. I rarely drink in the week, and I really don't like drinking in front of my kids. But of a Friday I'll be in the pub and my missus wont expect to see me until 6 Saturday morning :alcoholic: , How much I drink when I'm out during that time? F*ck knows? Loads.

i thought practising muslims couldnt drink at all :hmm: :hmm:

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I've never kept count.

 

I never drink in the house, I really don't get anything out of drinking by myself, I'm not one of them who could stand in the boozer drinking by myself, but I do enjoy a good piss up down the pub with me mates. I rarely drink in the week, and I really don't like drinking in front of my kids. But of a Friday I'll be in the pub and my missus wont expect to see me until 6 Saturday morning :alcoholic: , How much I drink when I'm out during that time? F*ck knows? Loads.

i thought practising muslims couldnt drink at all :hmm: :hmm:

:laugh:

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WELL LADS ,

 

 

I DONT DRINK REGULAR NOW ........... TEENAGE KIDS = MONEY

 

JUST GET OUT A FEW TIMES A YEAR WITH THE LADS FOR A SLURP ....... TROUBLE IS WHEN I START I DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP ......

IF IAM OUT ON A FULL DAY SESSION WE TEND TO DO IN ABOUT 20 PINTS AND A FEW SHORTS WHEN GETTING FULL ........

AS SOMEONE MENTIONED I HAD ABOUT 15 DOUBLE VODKA RED BULLS ON TOP OF A SESSION .... WOKE UP ABOUT 4AM WITH MY HEART RACING , FECKIN THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK ..... NOT NICE AND DONT TOUCH THEM NOW

SHORTS REALLY AINT MY THING AS THEY GO DOWN TOO EASY ........THOUGH I RARELY DRINK WHISKY NOW AFTER A BAD DOO ONE CHRISTMAS WHEN I DRANK 8 PINTS AND 2 LITRE BOTTLES OF JD IN 4 HOURS ...... WAS BAD FOR 3 DAYS !!!

SAMBUKA ? ....... NO ........ KEEP OFF THAT AS WELL ....... HAD A FULL SESSION THEN DRANK A BOTTLE , THE WIFE DRAGGED ME OUT OF THE COT NEXT MORNING AND SAID I HAD TO CLEAN THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS CAR ........ JEEZ ....... PUKE EVERYWHERE :icon_redface:

 

FOR HEAVY DRINKING A MATE TAKES SOME BEATING ........ HE GOES OUT AND DRINKS IN 3 ROUNDS . OFTEN SINKING 36 PLUS PINTS IN A NIGHT ..... :blink:

 

ALL THE BEST

 

 

DUCKWING

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used to be 16 pints fri and sat nights ... longest session 17 hours .near on tee total now days due to early starts 4 pints of kronenbourg bout my lot now days when i do go out......

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