chimp 299 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs And toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally Slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've Got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is Going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt Still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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old real tree 92 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 ha ha quality.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Hollie 21 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
provarmint 25 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 (edited) Edited October 24, 2009 by provarmint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WelshVixen 4 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 so were they soft or hard boiled.... just trying to work out if your a three minute or a 5 minute man.....lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pitman1 0 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 good one that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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arnieboy 93 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 so were they soft or hard boiled.... just trying to work out if your a three minute or a 5 minute man.....lol. 5MINS???????? am not doin it twice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 the old ones allways get a laugh........................................................................... .........................sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 LOl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,398 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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