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lurchergrrl

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  1. All tools, electronic gadgets, motorbikes, fast cars or any other blokey type toys are penis extentions LDR - you're not fooling anyone. I drive a robin reliant and my friends call me little 'enis........ Jaysus don't tell Snoop! He wants one of those gawd-awful contraptions Don't know what kind of penile support that would provide, in my book they're passion killers
  2. All tools, electronic gadgets, motorbikes, fast cars or any other blokey type toys are penis extentions LDR - you're not fooling anyone.
  3. lurchergrrl

    BARF

    As I type this, one of mine's over on my bed, eating a bone. I give that one what is effectively three lamb chops a night. In her bowl. She Always takes them out, one after the other, and retires to my bed to enjoy each one. And yes; The head end! Blech :sick: Ditch that's just wrong!!! Gaz tell your parents the raw thing isn't as bad as it sounds at first. I had concerns about it too, having small kids crawling round etc. Tis fairly simple to be sensible with it. She can't run round the house if you feed her in a crate, for instance. Or outside. Mine gulp their food down where
  4. Very nice, uh, tool you've got there LDR I rather like tools myself
  5. lurchergrrl

    BARF

    Pull your spoon out you stirrer
  6. Blimey missus talk about being surrounded by a pack of hungry hounds! And him fiddling with the camera Couple more
  7. Thanks mate, the cats arrived this morning. Looks like a couple didn't make it, but for the most part they got here in good nick. Blimey they crap a lot don't they Got them set up with some damp soil and a load of fresh fuschia .... anything else I need to do? The kids are well excited about them, thanks again.
  8. Jack those are cute pics! I love the one of your son (?) out in his dressing gown and wellies Since we're doing cute kid pics I'll add a few more And one taken a while ago now of the pup and my mates' bitch, flat out after a good play
  9. My ex MIL is a psycho. Does nowt but lie, gossip, moan, complain and is always "no well hen" She does my nut in. We fell out a few months back, I called her a few choice names and now I don't have to speak to her anymore. If she wants to see her grandkids they're here when she wants them. She lives round the corner but acts as if I keep the kids from her. Lazy old cow. Now me, I'm adopted but I know my biological mum and of course I still have my Mum who I grew up with. Which means I have a Buy One Get One Free offer on mother-in-laws
  10. They sure do Jack The Headless Lurcher And now his half sister following in his pawprints And an equally lazy greyhound
  11. Some from the last couple of years
  12. Well you've got me beat by a couple of years then, wee man
  13. Um, how young do you have to be
  14. Nice pics LDR The 12th one down is ACE, I'd frame that No dead seals this time then?
  15. Now now Miles, one little bunny does not a Master make. And who said I was his apprentice (well, maybe for bunnies .....) WTF is a "wogan" day
  16. Dunno about the running bit but I'll bet she likes dogs Sorry to read about your missus Rabbiteer. I'm a townie ... well, I grew up in a massive city, but it never suited me. My friends used to joke that I was a reincarnated farmer But I've gone from that massive city to a biggish town and next move will be out into a village somehwere or, with luck, into the countryside. Won't ever go back to being a "townie" It's unfair for anyone to expect a person to choose between two things they love. I can only speak for myself, but if I'm getting what I need - ie companionship, a bit
  17. Are you kidding? You'll be sick of me updating if things go well Thanks for the encouragement everyone
  18. I never did hear an update on this poor fella ... will see what I can find out.
  19. Ya babe it was good - plus nobody around to see me jumping about like an eejit And, less of the "old" if you don't mind ... Mr. Nivea.
  20. Yuck! :sick: Yep, what she said :sick: He looks like a skinny bearded lady from the circus!
  21. Nice one - not surprised she did well, she's lovely looking
  22. Thanks you lot I'm chuffed for a few reasons. My grey is a bit of a bonehead and I was pleased with the way she just calmly put her nose down, found it and plucked it up. I nearly fainted when she let it go for the pup. It was her first proper bunny and she just let it go, came to me for a fuss and trotted off to look for more. Her behaviour normally leaves a lot to be desired - I'm well happy with the way she was with the pup and myself as well. I've been after the bunnies up there for yonkers so I'm glad I finally sussed where they are. And this pup is my first real effort at wor
  23. Wahey!!! Out mooching with the mutts today when my grey put her nose down for a bit, and plucked a bunny up out of the grass (to date she's only had bunnies, uh, given to her ). They had a tug of war over it and for some reason my grey decided she wasn't interested and dropped it gently When it tried to scarper the pup struck it. She pranced around with it for a bit while I did the dance of joy Then she looked like she wanted to run off with it, so I told her what a good girl she is and let her have it - first prize and all that. It wasn't huge and she ate it in one go So, sadly, no ph
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