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peterhunter86

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  1. I got a smart stick for my tv
  2. Im a lazy git o do have nightmares a shovels chasing me
  3. I was going to put this on the funny phrase tread.when God was giving out brains he thought he said trains and asked for a slow one
  4. I often forget I have a mrs and kids but never me dogs
  5. I was looking at a black beauty film at the start when he's born he lifts up his tail and its clear its a filly foal
  6. Where I live there's plenty of buzzards but there's no shortage of rabbits im always finding them picked to the bone. Twice this week I've seen one flying over the housing estates I've seen them doing that before
  7. There's nothing worse than having a dream about a beautiful woman an some cnut wakes you up
  8. I have the blitz and its a cnut trying to get the filter on and off I've often wondered if you could do something like that
  9. Mate that sounds like your cruising for gay sex
  10. Im waiting on breakfast to pal probably will have to get up and make it myself an she said she's going for my paper but can't see that happening either
  11. Is there any other sites it could be on I found it on YouTube but when I clicked on it to play it said it wasn't available to watch
  12. Me to pal ill have a look on Netflix later
  13. The head on you and the price of turnips
  14. Fair play pal I've been trying to find out the name for years so I can find out how it ends
  15. can you mind how many years ago it was Late 80s id say pal
  16. When I was young I wad watching a film but half way trough my sister came in an changed the channel and I've always wanted to see it again. It was set in the moors I think it was about an escaped wild cat or something like that killing livestock and a young boy goes hunting it with a rifle thats all I remember cheers for any replies
  17. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire You were that ugly as a baby your pram had shutters
  18. If people were been nosey we would say there like fly around shite If a girl slept around we would she has a fanny like a police station prciks going in an out all night
  19. She has a face like a monkey's arse turned inside out
  20. We say he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss He's as tight as a ducks arse or a nuns knickers He's that mean he counts his money twice He counts his money in front of the mirror so he can't rob himself
  21. If someone says I thought this or thought that we would say see were thinking got you pissed in the bed and thought you were sweating
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