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  1. gosling1960
    Straight in there.
  2. gosling1960
    The huntsman going by the look of posts today.
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    Old Man

    gosling1960 posted a topic in General Talk

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    LAST ONE The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some tablets to help me get an erection. So I did. I gave her the diet pills. That's when the trouble started....
  5. gosling1960
    Oh yes he did.
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    Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach at Torquay earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife! Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!.
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    Made me laugh.
  8. gosling1960
    Hello and welcome as well, some real nice rifles you have there.
  9. gosling1960
    Hello and welcome on board as well, nice rifle and great shooting.
  10. gosling1960
    Never to truer word said.
  11. gosling1960
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=438_1375499819
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    From 'The Independent' Newspaper Too clever by half: 25 highbrow jokes You can 'phone a friend' on some of these 1. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.” 2. “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?” 3. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog. 4. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a
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    Puppy

    gosling1960 posted a topic in General Talk

    I was out walking my new puppy along the docks by the waterfront one day last winter, when he accidentally fell into the frigid water. Without hesitation, a young German tourist jumped into the freezing water and saved my precious little dog. Back on the pier, he checked out my puppy and told me, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine." So I asked, "Are you a vet?" He replied, "VET?! I'M VUCKING ZOAKED!"
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    Tom I would start working them from around 6 months, but if this does not go well don't dis-pare they may take a little while till they get the drift. As for when they stop growing this sort of coincides with when they are ready to work.
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    Listening to this now though on the i pod
  16. gosling1960
    All time favorite.
  17. gosling1960
    Love this when driving for some reason.
  18. gosling1960
    What a twat.
  19. gosling1960
    Nice shooting and great picture.
  20. gosling1960
    Sounds to good to be true?
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    Rooney

    gosling1960 replied to chelsea's topic in General Talk

    WHO CARES.
  22. gosling1960
    Tennis balls sewn to you top.
  23. gosling1960
    Good shout.
  24. gosling1960
    That sounds the best answer so far.
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    https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CC8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bradfordstalker.co.uk%2Fbsa-air-rifles%2F&ei=lJgGUonFIIel0AX34oHwBg&usg=AFQjCNFJTlJEqIhhvlYjuIFZhfmAeM56zg&sig2=GVHjDuNbeNbqEODLH1WzSQ
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